Your Daily FoodScope for September 05, 2021



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Aries

You may find people today to be mean-spirited and argumentative. So keep your communications short and sweet and be wary of stepping on conversational landmines. Then slip away from lunch, far from them and closer to a hot roast beef sandwich you know won't talk back.

Taurus

Sometimes all you need to do is plant a seed. Serve the kids the Sloppy Joes and pork and beans they requested for dinner, but include a fun side salad. Toss in some raisins, nuts, kidney beans and corkscrew pasta and observe. They could soon start yelling for more! Salad, that is!

Gemini

You'll get the feeling you overlooked something as you juggle all those other plates today. When it hits you, it'll be too late to make reservations at a swanky restaurant for that birthday dinner. But with quick action, homemade honey glazed Cornish game hens with apricot dressing will be far more romantic, not to mention cheaper, than any snooty restaurant.

Cancer

Download self-help podcasts to your iPod today and hope that words of affirmation whispered in your ear will deliver you from temptation. You're good enough, dammit! Chant your mantra out loud if you must, because here comes that pizza parlor, the one with the garlic and cheese calzones. And suddenly those voices will seem so very far away.

Leo

The results are usually the same whenever you get on your pulpit and preach about your family's eating habits. By now you should be used to getting pelted with eggs and overripe tomatoes. But if you take their missiles of derision and whip up a healthy and delicious omelet, your point could be made without saying a word.

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Virgo

It will be advantageous to go over everything with a fine-toothed comb today. Missing even the tiniest of details could lead to big mistakes. One slip up will cost you, and by forgetting to ask for dressing on the side, your healthy Cobb salad could come drowning in thousand island.

Libra

The dual natures of your personality will duke it out today. Your earthy, Cro-Magnon side craves beef, while your more ethereal nature wants something fishy. The surf and turf is the only logical conclusion although, technically, lobster isn't really a fish since it's a crustacean.

Scorpio

A hankerin' for grilled cheese sandwiches might have you rushing to the store and reaching for the first packet of processed cheese slices you see. But if you stopped to read the label you'd see what you bought is not real cheese at all, but a 'cheese product.' Who knows what's in it? Waiting in the deli line might take longer, but will be far healthier in the long run.

Sagittarius

Suspicion and mistrust hang heavy today, so use caution when dealing with others. Secrets especially should be kept close to the vest. One unguarded slip of the tongue to the wrong person and your grandma's recipe for lemon-crusted turkey croquettes with thick gravy will be the next viral rage.

Capricorn

The bird brains will really ruffle your feathers today. If their incessant squawking doesn't get to you, then their clucking with delight at the misfortunes of others will. So fly the coop for a little alone time at lunch. Biting lustily into a grilled chicken sandwich could be an act of symbolic revenge.

Aquarius

You'll eschew the unique and showy today. You're in a mood for minimalism, nothing lavish or adorned. So mac and cheese for dinner will be quite satisfactory. But even then, fancy gouda or extra sharp cheddar will be way over the top; good ol' Velveeta will do just fine.

Pisces

Reading the classic poets is a great stress reliever for you; a sonnet here or there is like your in-cubicle therapist. But the ancient words of Dante and Cavalcanti will sound archaic in the face of this particularly mind-numbing day. You'll find better relief in food. A big plate of sausage and spinach lasagna will be -- hmmm -- what rhymes with delizioso?

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