Your Daily FoodScope for September 02, 2022



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Aries

You will be feeling somewhat left of center today. Don't let a severe case of the blahs get you down, because there's always a cure. A fiery bowl of chili tonight could help shake that ennui, providing you toss in enough Tabasco.

Taurus

You single bulls may have to take the bull by the horns today. Taking risks will pay off, so a dinner date will be in your very near future. Turn on the charm and play your cards right and a fun and playful seafood dinner could lead to a dip in the sea of love!

Gemini

Your brain will be fuzzy today, like you're wearing an ox hair hat inside out. Skipping breakfast will do that to you, so atone for your sins at lunch. Head to your favorite deli and order roast beef on sourdough with lots of pickles. Oh, all right. It's just not a roast beef hoagie without potato chips.

Cancer

The spotlight will be squarely on you today, so act the part. Giving off a professional demeanor will pay off in career advancement, because people are watching. But after work will be another story as you crash out in your best Kurt Cobain duds, pounding down nachos and frosty drinks with your buds.

Leo

Like a delicate flower, you'll be very sensitive today. Odd for the cat, but there you go. Don't let people see you in this state; seclude yourself away. Pop a disc in the player, a TV dinner in the oven. But don't cry into the Salisbury steak as you watch a tear-jerker. It has enough salt in it.

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Virgo

Feeding off the energy of people will lead you to dizzying heights today. Viva success! Take the gang out for pizza and drinks tonight in celebration. But put it on the company tab. You're not that successful... yet.

Libra

You always come undone when your routine is disrupted. You could learn to live with that odd quirk by purposely changing your habit. It could be as simple as replacing the mayo with garlic aioli and the sourdough with whole wheat. Be sure of your footing before taking on dinner. Baby steps!

Scorpio

Use your powers of intuition to get what you want today. You won't have to hack through jungles of details because you'll know where to look. It could be a place down by the docks, where the seafood is fresh from the seven seas, and the chowder is as thick as San Francisco fog.

Sagittarius

Your moods will determine your diet today. In the blue morning have oatmeal or something passive you don't have to do battle with. Later on get all aggressive with a four-alarm bowl of chili. But at the end of the day you might want to enjoy a nice snifter of brandy and watch the sun go down.

Capricorn

Work problems will have you wishing you were anywhere other than the claustrophobic confines of your cubicle. That's not going to happen until six-ish, but when it does, you'll find yourself at Luigi's, waiting none too patiently for a sausage calzone to slide out of the oven and onto your plate.

Aquarius

Don't be tempted to feed some of the foods you love to your pets today. Kitty sure loves tuna, but feeding her too much could do serious health damage. You can enjoy some fine dark chocolates today, but don't give any to Fido. Eating chocolate could send him to that big dog park in the sky.

Pisces

You'll strive to create to something new today. Such gumption is the stuff of legends, as will be the salmon tar-tar you'll finally master, and release onto an unsuspecting world. Go wild -- and then chow down!

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