Your Daily FoodScope for November 20, 2022



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Aries

Make sure you have your facts straight before arguing today. Otherwise you could find yourself being mocked in public again. In fact, should sharp discussions arise, peel a big grapefruit and jam all the slices into your mouth. That could be the only way to keep from saying something stupid.

Taurus

No decision will be the best decision when it comes to financial matters today. There may be those pressing you into signing the dotted line, but think deeply about it. Ponder this situation over dinner. Sometimes all it takes is a couple of hearty chicken pot pies to help you see the light.

Gemini

You'll get a lot of your ideas off the ground today. Whether they stay up there is another question, but you can worry about that later. Reward yourself for your hard work with a crab and clam feast tonight. That may sound expensive, but you can always slap it on the company credit card.

Cancer

It's not often you venture into the wild side, so have fun! But don't forget to eat something substantial before hitting the town. A big meatball sub with fries will soak up whatever other crap you slam into your stomach tonight.

Leo

Today will not be a good one for intellectualizing. Everyone will be focused on other things, and they'll lack depth of thought. So you may have to dumb yourself down today. But don't go too far. You may find yourself at dinner at a fast food restaurant, and there's really nothing dumber than that.

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Virgo

You'll want to discuss work issues with colleagues today, but they won't be on your wavelength. All thoughts will be on the weekend. So join their ranks today. You'll find yourself at happy hour with barbecue sauce all over your shirt, the direct fallout of wolfing down dozens of spare ribs.

Libra

You may meet someone today who's easy to talk to. Invite them to dinner, where you can talk for hours, much to the chagrin of the waiter. But the tiramisu and coffee you'll have for dessert may loosen both of your tongues, and he'll just have to wait until you're finished.

Scorpio

Don't take anything lightly today, and think about issues deeply before acting on them. This will leave you mentally exhausted, however. So pull a no-brainer for dinner. Pizza is always good, and the only thing you'll mull over if whether to have sausage, garlic, pepperoni, or all three.

Sagittarius

Keep busy today and the time will fly by. But try to get in some exercise after work. Follow that with a fettuccine alfredo dinner with garlic bread. That should give you the energy you need to hit the ground running tomorrow.

Capricorn

You'll have very little clarity of thought today and your brain will feel fuzzy. Maybe you should've eaten breakfast. How hard can it be to scramble eggs, make toast and pour a glass of orange juice? That's right, not hard at all. So you have no one but yourself to blame for your pitiful situation.

Aquarius

You'll feel very creative today. Projects will whiz to completion and the boss will be receptive to your concepts. Take this mindset into the evening and get creative with the foods you eat. A kare-kare dinner at a Filipino restaurant will be a good start.

Pisces

Your clarity may dissolve today, and it could have you making unwise decisions. You may not even realize some of the unfortunate choices you make for yourself until it's too late. You could find yourself not only slamming down multiple Big Macs, but enjoying them as well.

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