Your Daily FoodScope for May 31, 2022
Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
Aries
You'll have more success by being charming and bon vivant today rather than acting thuggish and demanding. Think of it this way: Someone is more likely to share their maraschino cherry and pineapple strudel with Frank Sinatra than with Tony Soprano, capiche?
Taurus
You made good on your fitness resolution, and you're in a world of hurt today. That's to be expected, but strategic eating after your next workout could keep you from getting muscle sore. Take in carbs immediately after exercising; a banana or slice of whole grain bread with cheese is fine, then eat a protein-laden meal soon afterward. Smart meals will help your muscles recover faster.
Gemini
Throw a dash of creativity into everything you do today. From the fashions you wear to the way you'll treat co-workers to your homemade shrimp and cheese strudel, everything you do today will come stamped with your official seal of originality.
Cancer
You're still easing into work, but you'll have to kick off some of those projects some time or another. There's no time like the present, especially a present where you can wander down to the coffee shop, have a latte and slice of spinach quiche, and ponder on those projects for just a little bit longer.
Leo
Look no further than the center of your universe if you want to become a better cook. YouTube is ablaze with videos of every day folks showing you how to make their unique, homespun recipes. From preparing the perfect Japanese bento box to David Lynch cooking quinoa, if you can't find it there, you can't find it anywhere!
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Virgo
Don't let a series of minor setbacks give you a major headache today. So stay away from aged cheese, cured or processed foods like olives and pickles and most canned foods; all of these have be known to trigger headaches. Sip on a cup of warm peppermint tea and think happy thoughts if you feel a headbanger coming on.
Libra
You're an aficionado of the arts, mad for things of great beauty. But sometimes Botticelli and Chagall leave you cold, and a banana split with lots of melted chocolate, walnuts and thousands of multicolored jimmies will be the most amazing thing you'll see all day.
Scorpio
Today it'll be best to passively let other co-workers pick a lunch spot. You don't need that kind of pressure, but don't let yourself be led blindly along. You could find yourself in Calorie Town, where everything is deep fried, smothered in cheese or rich sauces. Suddenly, going green will have a deeper meaning.
Sagittarius
Friends will look to you for the deep, philosophical answers to life, love and everything else today. But today you're letting your tummy do the thinking, so feed them a big meal instead. Once they dig into your homemade antipasto, pasta fagioli soup and baked ziti, they may forget all about that philosophy stuff.
Capricorn
Climbing the corporate ladder has caused you to become a mere blip on the social landscape. It could be time to bust out of the cubicle and drop in on old friends. They might not even recognize you, but good friendships never die. There are few things better than nachos and fajitas to help old friends reconnect.
Aquarius
That omnivore image you project in public may find itself face to face with your long-hidden carnivore today. It'll suggest evil things, unspeakable things, and in a moment of vulnerability, you'll give in. But that rack of Chicago-style chipotle barbecued ribs will be well worth the inevitable guilt. You may hate yourself tomorrow, but you'll cross that bridge when you come to it.
Pisces
It could be time for a nice, deep cleansing. Crack open those juicing books and devise yourself a detox regime. Whether it's for a couple of days or you're hardcore (and experienced!) enough to go a full week, involve tons of fresh fruits and vegetables so you don't feel deprived -- and maybe only have the lemon-honey-cayenne mixture once in awhile this time, eh?
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