Your Daily FoodScope for May 28, 2023



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Aries

End the day on a fun note by being bold and spontaneous. Encourage others to join you in search of innovative adventures. An evening at a German brauhaus could be different. Steamed feldkieker and leipziger allerlei isn't something you have every day.

Taurus

New romance is in the air. So doll yourself up and prepare to meet your date for tonight. But watch what you eat before heading out. A tuna grinder may sound like a yummy idea, but the fish and onion breath won't be considered sexy.

Gemini

You may have to take the social reins today. Indecision abounds when it comes to making plans, so you'll have to be the leader. How about a night at a fifties-style diner? The fried chicken with potato salad and Hawaiian Punch will be boss!

Cancer

Think before speaking today. Blurt out the first thing that comes to mind and you may miss important details. Cover all of your bases before taking action. This way you'll remember to ask for mustard on a turkey club instead of getting one that's slathered in mayo.

Leo

Today has the potential to go up in flames if you're not careful. So avoid combustible or fiery situations. It may be best to lunch on a tuna sub, green salad or anything else that doesn't have to be exposed to heat or fire.

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Virgo

Do whatever's necessary to get this week over with. You'll be free come quittin' time to do whatever you want. Dinner of hot and zesty soup and spicy Szechuan prawns could be an apt metaphor for how you hope your evening goes.

Libra

Today will be as great as going to your Aunt Dotty's house for a plump and scrumptious roast with potatoes and steamed cauliflower. Or it could be as bad as noticing that the family dog has suddenly gone missing.

Scorpio

Today will be one big accident just waiting to happen. So cancel plans to cook a big turkey dinner tonight with all the fixings. You could burn yourself, inhale dangerous fumes, and let's not even talk about the danger potential posed by all those sharp knives.

Sagittarius

Romance is always fun before the ennui sets in and the couple's counseling begins. So have fun with your honey tonight. A candlelit dinner will be aces. Serve oysters on the half shell and champagne and you can ensure at least one more romantic night.

Capricorn

You may start feeling peaked today, so postpone social plans for tonight. Go straight home instead and prepare a meal that will soothe and fortify you. Chicken noodle soup and turkey pot pies could fix you up just in time for tomorrow night.

Aquarius

You'll possess an energy today that will be positively electric. This will help you buzz through the day at lightning speed. But have something light for dinner if you want to keep up the pace. A heavy chicken and dumplings meal could change your polarity.

Pisces

People will be enigmas to you and you won't know whom to trust. So keep to yourself today to avoid dealing with them. Take a book to lunch and dine alone. David Sedaris and an open-face hot turkey sandwich may be the only two things you can rely on today.

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