Your Daily FoodScope for May 17, 2023
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Aries
It's the start of a new day and the possibilities are endless. So set the tone for what could be a hectic day by fueling up with a healthy breakfast. A Denver omelet with home fries and turkey sausage will be perfect. And don't forget the coffee!
Taurus
Today's not a good one for risky behavior. So stick to the status quo and don't be swayed by temptation. And don't be fooled by cool terms like 'cowboy caviar' or 'criadillas.' A Rocky Mountain Oyster by any other name is still a Rocky Mountain Oyster.
Gemini
Don't bother preaching today because people won't be listening. What you have to say may be important, but they'll do what they want. So just enjoy your salad today while they scarf down cheeseburgers and fries. They'll learn their lessons soon enough.
Cancer
You won't be able to muster the energy to be productive today. So slog through the day because things will get better at night. Having baked pork chops and steamed spinach for dinner will give you a shot of spunk and you could feel quite frisky.
Leo
A weak budget will temper your passion for travel today. But you can find overseas delights right in your own backyard. The bratwurst and sauerkraut at the German brauhaus will be just like in Berlin, but the pilsner will taste like it came from heaven.
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Virgo
A hellish day will have you quaking with stress and frustration today. That's no way to start the week, so do what you must to calm down. A cup of Japanese sencha tea with lemon and mint will do the trick, although today you may need a gallon.
Libra
You'll receive positive responses from everything you do today. Good for you! But the biggest kudos will come at dinner when your family praises your prawns and scallops marinara sauce over pasta with phrases such as 'awe inspiring' and 'restaurant worthy.'
Scorpio
You'll get caught up in the moment of something heavenly today. Words will elude you and you'll be like a love-struck teenager. But the slice of apple pie with cheese filled crust will be so good you'll swear it was touched by the hand of God.
Sagittarius
You'll feel like the happiest person on earth today. Which will be surprising since your workday will be hellish. But it's amazing how a hot bowl of hearty beef stew and a warm dinner roll on a chilly spring day can lift one's spirits.
Capricorn
The day will speed by and then it'll be home to relax. You can unwind by rattling those pots and pans. You'll crave something warm and soothing, and chicken cacciatore will fit that bill. A nice glass of cabernet could be the icing on the cake.
Aquarius
You may be asked to train or teach others today. You'll teach them the ropes but more importantly you'll tell them all the good places for lunch. But don't mention the Thai restaurant with incredibly spicy red curry eggplant. That's your little secret.
Pisces
Luck will be on your side today. No matter where you go you'll seem to have the golden touch. This will lead to many successes, but none better than when you win a free Reuben sandwich and soda as part of a drawing at your favorite deli.
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