Your Daily FoodScope for May 14, 2024
Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
Aries
Take a few moments before getting out of bed to appreciate the power of stillness. Bask in the silence and listen to the whirring of the body electric: the rhythm of your breathing, the beating of your heart. But the next sound you might hear will be a grumbling in your tummy, one that only a bagel with garlic cream cheese schmear can settle.
Taurus
Be careful of whining to your friends about some of your more petty problems; their compassion can only be stretched so thin. So think twice before moaning about your inability to lose weight as you devour a sugar-coated toasted cinnamon bun. That look in their eyes will say it all.
Gemini
You dream of change, but neither of your personalities knows which way to go. Driving in the center of the road will be safer than taking the path unused. Enjoy the view of the new Asian-fusion joint, the one with the jasmine tea-soaked duck with blood plums, as you eat safe spaghetti and meatballs.
Cancer
Daydreaming while dozing on the couch: good. Daydreaming while you're doing other things: not so good. So keep your focus sharp today, especially in the kitchen. That may not be cumin you're reaching for, and the next thing you know you've seasoned your turkey chili with cinnamon and nutmeg.
Leo
You're easily bowled over by hype, so expect to be disappointed once again by a chic new tapas joint. Somewhere between the snooty maitre 'd and the crappy service, you'll find yourself dreaming of your neighborhood diner. It may not have klieg lights outside, but inside it offers the best hot apple pie a la mode in the world.
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Virgo
Don't bring your morning boot camp home with you. You may be pumped with adrenaline but your family's not, so refrain from barking out orders. Make yourself a quick egg white omelet, or just scramble 'em! The resulting protein blast may actually have a soothing effect.
Libra
It's time to bust out the barby. But after months of inactivity, it's a machine with a mission, so let 'er rip! Soon the fires will be roaring like old times and that first taste of chipotle barbecued spare ribs will be like being reintroduced to an old friend.
Scorpio
It doesn't take much creativity to spice things up, a little dash of ginger here, a splash of hot sauce there. So put that philosophy to good use by stir-frying tonight. The beauty of wok cooking is you can use whatever ingredients you like. Forty-clove garlic chicken? Why not?
Sagittarius
It won't take much to rev your engine this morning. The first whiff of brewing coffee, sizzling bacon and toasting slices of cinnamon bread will be all it takes to shoot you out of bed directly to the source of all those enticing aromas.
Capricorn
Not even a priest could forgive your many sins today. You'll repent for the enchiladas, nachos and refried beans, and beg for forgiveness for the chocolate milk shake. Yet you won't be sorry for the garlic fries. Some things are just worth it, regardless of the hellish consequences.
Aquarius
Balance will be a hard thing to achieve today. You'll crave healthy, but you'll be surrounded by the processed, the frozen and the microwavable. Track down a farmer's market as you make your way through a culinary wasteland. Just being surrounded by so many green leafy things will have you feeling at one with your world again.
Pisces
You don't need a lot of expensive creams to give your skin a healthy glow. You've probably got everything you need in your kitchen for a natural soothing mask. All it takes is two tablespoons each of oatmeal and yogurt. Mix and put in the fridge for a few hours. Then just spread thickly on your face, leaving it there for 30 minutes before washing clean. Refreshing!
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