Your Daily FoodScope for May 13, 2022
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Aries
Dedication and perseverance will help you achieve your diet goals today. Putting a cap on the calories you take in will keep you from overindulging. But make sure your aim is true. Having shrimp and arugula salad for lunch will be useless if you drown it in Thousand Island dressing.
Taurus
You can get hot under the collar when people make comments on the unusual lunches you bring into work. What, they've never seen a tofu burger or phony baloney sandwich before? Don't let critics of your vegan diet get your quills up today. All that matters is that it works for you.
Gemini
Friends will try to influence your decisions today. They'll put words in your ear that will be hard to resist, words like pizza, chocolate, smothered in cheese and 'oh, just a few onion rings isn't going to kill you.' Drown out those voices with words like salads, yogurt, tofu and you should be okay.
Cancer
Co-workers will not be on the same intellectual wavelength as you today. Having lunch with them will be agony as all they'll talk about is gossip. So take your 'The New Yorker' and your ham and cheese on rye and find a place where you can be alone, very alone.
Leo
Think laterally today and learn how food can help improve your complexion. That's right, your complexion! Applying a layer of organic plain yogurt on your face for 15 minutes each night will give you smoother skin texture, while also lightening spots and evening out patchy skin tones. Who knew?
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Virgo
Today will be a good one to march into the kitchen and make order of the chaos you'll find there. Start with the cupboards; storing like items together in an orderly fashion will eliminate confusion. Now maybe you'll be able to tell the cumin from the cinnamon before pouring it all over your oatmeal.
Libra
There's no sense being a whiz in the kitchen without showing it off. Plan a dinner party for some of your close fiends, and go to town. Skip the formalities and whip up an Italian feast where everyone can just dig in. Don't forget the red wine. Food and friendship, it just doesn't get any better than that.
Scorpio
You've never been swayed by trends; sometimes you like things the old-fashioned way. As a rule, you'd prefer a pot roast dinner to tapas or fancy finger foods. But tonight you may break that one rule when you come across a sashimi platter that's so fresh it looks like it was just plucked from the ocean blue.
Sagittarius
People think of you as the model of good health. But if they could only see you at home, dipping huge chunks of bread into a fondue pot bubbling with so much melted Gruyere and Emmenthaler cheese that it looks like a volcano. This bizarre double life must end -- right after the fondue party!
Capricorn
Your long-term goals will be short-lived as they come crashing down in an astonishingly ugly manner. Shortsightedness may have blinded you to the obvious obstacles between here and the horizon. Passing the pizza parlor, chocolate shop, and hot dog stand on your way home compromises your diet. You might want to start taking a different route.
Aquarius
The way you've managed to keep a nice figure is inspiring to friends trying to shed a few themselves. Sharing your dietary secrets could be the little push they need to get over the top. Invite them to a typical lunch; soon they'll love tofu burgers and arugula salad as much as you.
Pisces
Raise your voice in agreement with those who share your values. You'll fervently fight shoulder to shoulder with your brethren if the cause is right. But the best will come later when everyone will agree that it's time to eat, although the never-ending battle between Italian and Mexican will continue to wage.
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