Your Daily FoodScope for May 11, 2022
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Aries
Don't be so concerned about people's opinion of you today. It's what you think of yourself that really matters. So go ahead and dig into a big banana split, and ignore the oinking sounds from the peanut gallery.
Taurus
It's a lazy day, so use lunch as a time to take care of personal matters. But keep an eye on the time because you'll still need to eat, although eating a meatball grinder in the tanning booth could kill two birds with one stone.
Gemini
It's time to take the corporate monkey suit off. Get together with friends after work, because they'll all be in the same mood as you. Relaxation for all can be had through a few pitchers of beer, a various array of pasta dishes, garlic bread and stimulating conversation.
Cancer
Monitor your words carefully today, as people are likely to misinterpret you. In fact, you may want to speak as little as possible. Communicate in sign language and by acting things out, although it could look like you're having a seizure when you try to order a Philly hoagie without tomatoes and mayo at the local deli.
Leo
Your hard work will pay off today when you're awarded an unexpected bonus. This will be a boon not only to you, but also to your friends who will benefit when you take them out of a big seafood dinner. You may even have enough money to treat everyone to tiramisu and tea afterward.
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Virgo
The fires are blazing and now's the time to slap that shrimp on the barby! You've always been the first to strike when the iron is hot, so get cookin' today! You, of course, will produce a feast that's original, daring, and totally you.
Libra
Pining over past romances will have you feeling blue today. Nothing can be gained from living in the past, so focus on the present. A cheesy seafood casserole could have you feeling like your old self, and act as a reminder that there's plenty of fish in the dating pool.
Scorpio
You'll possess the focus of a brain surgeon today. Such laser-like attention to detail will spell success for all of your work projects. But unwind after work by treating yourself to baked rock Cornish game hen that you'll tear apart with the expert precision of... you guessed it... a surgeon!
Sagittarius
Art and music will appeal to you today, so take in a gallery opening tonight. You'll admire works of art as a string quartet completes the scene. But the real star of the show will be the appetizers -- the crab puffs, beef satay and caviar canapes will themselves be works of art.
Capricorn
The morning's high energy levels will fade by mid-afternoon, leaving you feeling listless and fatigued. You could get a pick-me-up from a chocolate bar, but that's false energy that won't last long. But snack on mango slices and almonds, and the natural rush could propel you straight through until quitting time.
Aquarius
Today will be a series of one unusual occurrence after another. It's no use wondering why these things are happening because you can't control them. So pour yourself a relaxing cup of chamomile tea, kick your feet up and stare out the window at the unicorns and flying pigs.
Pisces
Today will be an amazingly easy one, and you'll barely break a sweat. But things will change tonight when you dine with friends at the local Szechuan restaurant. In an ill-fated display of bravura you'll tell the waiter to make your Mongolian beef even spicier, and there's not enough water in the sea to put out that fire.
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