Your Daily FoodScope for May 09, 2024
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Aries
You'll feel driven to succeed today. The tiniest enterprises will be taken on with the utmost aplomb and enthusiasm. The way you'll spread the perfect amount of roasted garlic and red pepper mustard on your roast beef on wheat is exactly what's at stake.
Taurus
It's not too early to start making plans for a holiday. As usual, you'll let your stomach do the thinking when planning a destination. Scope out the best roasted duck restaurants in Hong Kong now so you know exactly where to go once you get there.
Gemini
It's funny how everything that comes from Mother Earth is good for you -- well, maybe not bugs. It's even better if it's locally grown. Plan on making a healthy salad tonight with seasonal fare. Carrots, bok choy, asparagus, scallions and mushrooms are just some of this season's fresh choices.
Cancer
Today could be as good as having your dinner cooked by none other than Emeril Lagasse himself, and he's making smothered chicken in onions with buttermilk biscuits. But then it'll be as bad as listening to him yell 'BAM' for the next hour and a half.
Leo
You may be working too hard trying to land recruits for your latest fitness regime. Your relentless enthusiasm may actually be turning people off. So take it down a few notches; you can sway them in other ways. Once they see you enjoying a healthy grilled chicken and roasted red pepper sandwich, they may begin to see the light.
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Virgo
You know that hard work has its rewards, but sometimes you just don't have the time. So what's the difference if you pop a few frozen beef pot pies into the oven rather than make your own? Well, the calories and sodium content, for one thing. Cost is another. You'll save money now and time later by baking a half dozen and freezing most of them.
Libra
That black cloud over your head could be making you blue. So have a far-out, wacky, koo-koo kind of day, calories be damned! Snacks from your youth could zap you back to a happier day. Bust out the Twizzlers, Bazooka Joe bubblegum and Goofy Grape drink. The sugar rush alone should make you feel a lot better.
Scorpio
When you lock something in your scope, resistance is futile. And so it will be today as you crave something of great desire. Your laser-like focus will zero in on a freshly baked loaf of organic zucchini bread, and you must have it, dammit!
Sagittarius
An impromptu shopping spree is so uncharacteristic; is something eating you? Wanton spending is a wasteful way to indulge your tortured soul; do it through food instead! Something as simple and cheap as a bowl of perfectly buttered popcorn and a weepy movie could be all you need to set you straight.
Capricorn
Having a positive outlook almost always results in positive outcomes. But you can kick-start your sunny disposition with a lean, mean power breakfast. It could be just a bowl of bran cereal and a cup of yogurt with almonds and cinnamon. Toss in a few slices of whole-grain toast and organic strawberry jam, and you're good to go.
Aquarius
Skirmishes could erupt today, so run away -- run far away! Keep your nose out of trouble today by steering clear of the fray. Becoming invisible won't be hard to do, just have a grilled salmon sandwich with lots of horseradish at lunch. The fish breath alone will guarantee a day of quiet anonymity.
Pisces
Some of your friends are so 90210, while you're not defined by any zip code. Just ignore your highfalutin pals with their Gold Cards and overpriced everything. What you'll spend on the Blue Plate special is what they'll pay for a martini. Suckers!
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