Your Daily FoodScope for March 30, 2023
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Aries
The future is now and you've finally achieved the lean body you've worked so hard for. But it's too easy to fall back into bad habits. A little bit of chocolate can soon become a lot, and you'll come to wish you had saved those size 40 jeans.
Taurus
Don't let eccentric co-workers get your goat today. In fact, turn the tables on them by getting a little weird yourself. You may not like the taste of a Limburger cheese sandwich, but you know the smell will drive your co-workers crazy.
Gemini
Seeing a newly svelte friend will inspire you today. You could stand to lose a few, so ask the secret of success. The answer will be obvious, but you'll still be disappointed that you'll have to give up Reubens and fries everyday for lunch.
Cancer
You may have a clash of ideas with co-workers today. They'll want to go to a Tex-Mex restaurant for nachos and burritos, but you'll want something healthier. You'll be outvoted, but don't worry. A mesquite chicken salad will be just fine.
Leo
Flex your power today with a lunchtime workout. You'll feel invigorated yet hungry afterward. But be smart in your food choices. A diced turkey breast rice bowl with a side salad will restore the proteins and nutrients you lost while exercising.
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Virgo
Be open minded if accompanying co-workers to lunch. You may be locked into pizza, but you can make it work. Ask them to get thin crust with veggie topping. Then dab the excess grease off with a napkin. That'll make it somewhat acceptable.
Libra
You never understood why people insist on putting crap into their bodies. But don't preach today because they won't be listening. Enjoying your tuna sandwich while they slam down double cheeseburgers will make you feel a lot better about yourself.
Scorpio
Co-workers will flare into dramatic outbursts worthy of children today. So treat them as such to restore the peace. Kids love treats, so bring a batch of homemade chocolate chip cookies to work. That and some milk should keep them busy until nap time.
Sagittarius
Daydreaming will get you through a mundane day. Co-workers will become roasted chickens running around on those tiny legs. They'll flee as you chase after them with a knife and fork. That's what they get for taping that 'Eat Me' sign to your back.
Capricorn
Don't get upset today if you find that your beloved childhood restaurant has closed. Look for a new favorite, although it could be hard finding a place that carries the Buffalo Bill burger and where all the waiters are named Wyatt Earp.
Aquarius
You'll see someone attractive at the coffee shop today, but you'll be too shy to say hello. So break the ice by sending food to their table. But avoid giving them a bagel and cream cheese and iced latte. They just might be lactose intolerant.
Pisces
The first part of the day will be as good as eating fresh unagi, ebi and uni at a great Japanese restaurant. But the second part will be as bad as the same sashimi after its been sitting in the sun for a day or two and you've already eaten it.
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