Your Daily FoodScope for March 29, 2023



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Aries

You'll forget to eat breakfast or make a lunch today. But co-workers will bail you out by sharing their food with you. So you'll have banana bread and coffee for breakfast and a turkey club for lunch, all without lifting a finger or paying a cent.

Taurus

Give in to new, eccentric ideas today. So have a Greek omelet and home fries for lunch. You won't care if that's usually breakfast fare, because that's the type of devil-may-care type of person you'll be today.

Gemini

You'll change your opinions on things many times today. So you may not make any solid decisions as a result. You'll lunch on a cheeseburger and fries even though you originally settled on a Caesar salad. Now, will it be beer or iced tea?

Cancer

Get smart about popular nutrition myths today. Contrary to belief, fat free doesn't mean calorie free. In fact, most 'non-fat' cookies, yogurt and cakes may have even more calories than regular varieties. Check the food labels before buying them.

Leo

Necessity may force you to come up with interesting new solutions today. You'll crave a tuna sandwich for lunch, yet you're out of mayo. Use dijon mustard instead. It'll give your sammie a dynamic flavor without all that pesky fat.

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Virgo

A change of routine may throw you off your game today. Learn to go with the flow or you could collapse in a heap of stress. So don't panic if the deli runs out of chicken noodle soup. You can always have lentil instead.

Libra

You'll get along with everyone today. They, in return, will want to be in your company. So expect many invites to lunch. Choose the group that's going to a Tex-Mex restaurant and who doesn't mind picking up your tab for your T-bone steak special.

Scorpio

Redecorating your cubicle could lead to conflicts today. So scrap the idea of installing a gas grill. Co-workers will love the prospect of having burgers and hot dogs every day. It's what you'll charge for them that will cause a problem.

Sagittarius

A staff meeting is always a great place to impress the boss and co-workers. But avoid snacking before delivering a presentation. You may have chocolate smeared all over your mouth, and those snickers won't be the from the candy bar.

Capricorn

Your conservative nature will let you change slightly today, but not too much. Still, it'll be nice to have a roast beef as a hot open face sandwich rather than on white bread. But you'll get upset when the cook pours gravy all over the French fries.

Aquarius

Seeing Porky Pig as you gaze into the mirror today will shock you into change. So toss out the ice cream, chips and cookies in your kitchen. Then buy all the healthy fare you can afford. You may have to start eating like Tweety Bird.

Pisces

Work problems could get your quills up today. So give yourself a break with a relaxing dinner. But don't order the Cajun shrimp jambalaya. The combination of hot spices could get you hot under the collar all over again.

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