Your Daily FoodScope for March 27, 2022



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Aries

Today, you're in a San Francisco state of mind. You might not be able to sit on the dock of the bay, but creamy clam chowder in a sourdough bowl or Dungeness crab cakes could have you remembering why you left your heart there in the first place.

Taurus

Today, happiness is in the air, happiness being the ring-a-ding-ding of the ice cream truck. The kid in you promptly goes running after it. A blue icy treat makes your sweet tooth happy, which is totally apropos for today's popsicle craving!

Gemini

You reach into your deepest mental compartments today and pull out one winning idea after another, but such displays of cerebral gymnastics may leave you exhausted, so do something mindless when you get home tonight. Whipping up a comforting meatloaf is -- wait for it -- a no-brainer!

Cancer

You may have completely forgotten that Salsa is the best -- so get the party started by hosting your own fajita and taco bash. This way, you can make your own salsa, throwing in as many diced jalapenos as is humanly tolerable.

Leo

Having an embarrassment of riches isn't as good as it sounds today. System overload is possible as you ponder your multitude of choices, so keep out of Italian delis. Being around all of that fresh salami, olives, Prosciutto and Parmesan cheese may cause a complete system meltdown.

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Virgo

Take a moment to observe before rushing out the door today. Whether scrambled, poached or over easy, you realize why eggs are so incredibly edible -- but don't fill up on them. Lunch is only hours away!

Libra

Deep feelings of inadequacy may make you feel like you can't do anything right today, but don't give up on yourself, because success is in your immediate future. Being able to successfully heat up a can of chicken noodle soup without burning yourself or setting the house on fire is a major achievement.

Scorpio

Avoid your more creative impulses when planning a perfect dinner place for a first date. One slip-up could put the kibosh on your burgeoning romance. Going somewhere that only has pizza and hot dogs on the menu isn't impressive, especially if they make you wear a paper hat shaped like a mouse.

Sagittarius

Your perceived shortcomings of talent can be overcome simply by having confidence in yourself. Thinking positive thoughts should help you reach deep inside to grab that brass ring. March into kitchen and prepare a perfect mustard and herb crusted rack of lamb. Yes you can!

Capricorn

Your inner kid awakens craving a popsicle. This should also prompt you to go in search of this icy wonder -- and once you find it, nothing can curb your unbridled enthusiasm. Even the resulting brain freeze should feel just heavenly!

Aquarius

Your energy levels explode like a match on gasoline today. You'd better carry a fire extinguisher around with you, baby, because you're hot, hot, hot! Could this sexy feeling be the result of your current fitness routine, or has an exceptionally spicy enchilada released your inner caliente?

Pisces

The only thing you gain from a hectic workday is a splitting headache, so refrain from ingesting any caffeine and cheese products, as both intensify that thumping in your head. A cup of organic decaf chamomile tea and a few minutes of peace and quiet may be your best remedy.

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