Your Daily FoodScope for March 26, 2022
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Aries
Keep your aggressions under control today, as the slightest annoyances are sure to upset you. Even a simple sandwich at the local deli might get your quills up when you find the turkey to be a touch on the dry side. Going ballistic isn't worth it, so spice it up with a generous spread of Dijon mustard and learn to live with it.
Taurus
You rarely go with the hip and trendy, taking safety and comfort instead with the tried and true, so turn down invitations to dine at chic new eateries, and cook at home instead. The sense of security you get from a tuna casserole is worth more to you than something 'fusion' that's loaded with lemongrass.
Gemini
Do yourself and everyone else a favor by adding whole soy foods and legumes into your diet. Plant hormones mingle with those of your own body to help regulate your physiology. Ground linseed in yogurt with berries or muesli could help cool the raging fire.
Cancer
Your emotions rage in a most beastly manner today. It's a good thing you know how to keep them under wraps, especially in public. Let your inner animal roar once you get home by demanding beef -- grilled, stir-fried, roasted, braised, whatever. Nothing else meets your approval.
Leo
You display the ego of a highly paid yet marginally talented sports star today, so let some air escape from that overinflated head of yours if you want to score. You may think you're steak and lobster, but you're really just Spam and sausage -- for now.
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Virgo
Intellectual curiosity maybe you seeking out artsy-fartsy activities today, so go in search of a poetry slam, because an avant-garde play isn't pretentious enough for you. You may find one at a coffeehouse where everyone is wearing berets, sipping chamomile tea and munching on organic tofu brownies while reading Ginsberg.
Libra
You really don't care if people accuse you of being selfish today. They might not be so quick to judge if they saw things from your perspective. If you share your homemade grilled spareribs and rice in a savory chipotle sauce with everyone, there isn't much left for you, and that's simply unacceptable.
Scorpio
A spate of troublesome rapid weight gain could be due to stress-induced eating, but a way out can be found through adopting new lifestyle and eating strategies. Reach for a banana or apple when the heat comes down. It beats the candy bars and potato chips that got you into this mess in the first place.
Sagittarius
The big picture is where the action is today, but you may need buttered popcorn, Twizzlers and Junior Mints before you can effectively focus on it. Then you shush at everyone around you, because there's nothing worse than people talking during your twenty-sixth viewing of 'Avatar.'
Capricorn
Building your castle on someone else's foundation is a formula for disaster, so approach fad diets with the grain of dubious salt they deserve today. There's a reason those who give up carbs feel dizzy and lethargic. Everything in moderation; a cup of brown rice, wheat pasta or other slow burning grains at each meal is all you need.
Aquarius
Cool your jets and come back to Earth today, Major Tom. Once you touch down you may want to arrange a quiet dinner with friends. A mellow French bistro suits your mood, as will a glass of fine Beaujolais, but it's the coq-au-vin that makes you feel like you're finally home.
Pisces
Sitting squarely in the middle of the road today might prevent you from making even the simplest of decisions, but for today, you don't mind being labeled wishy-washy. That means you can have something as bland as oatmeal, plain yogurt and white toast for breakfast and not really mind.
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