Your Daily FoodScope for March 22, 2024



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Aries

Be the first to celebrate buttercrunch. This yummy snack can be made with toffee, almonds or chocolate, or included as part of a decadent ice cream pie. You may enjoy it so much you'll make it an annual event.

Taurus

Do your best to curb your spending impulses today. A temporary fixation on useless items could have you coming home with an expensive fondue pot and much chocolate and cheese. Your money will be better spent on a Swiss holiday where you can get the real thing.

Gemini

You'll be quite the motormouth today. You'll talk to anybody about anything at any time. But you may want to zip it later in the day as you sit down to a dinner of stuffed flounder, steamed veggies and clam chowder. Don't you know it's rude to talk while you're eating?

Cancer

You may get quite emotional today. The soothing goodness of a big bowl of oatmeal piled high with blueberries and almonds and sprinkled with cinnamon and nutmeg will bring tears to your eyes. Those will be tears of happiness, of course, especially when you realize your celebration can last for another ten days!

Leo

You'll want to celebrate in grand and glorious style today. But lentil or chicken noodle soup may seem too pedestrian for your high falutin' tastes. So take the time to make a big pot of New England clam chowder or butternut squash soup and live it up! Invite friends to help celebrate; you'll have more than enough to go around.

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Virgo

You'll need to fortify yourself like an athlete before playing the corporate game today. So start the day with a hearty breakfast. French toast, apple and sage sausage and yogurt with almonds will have you ready come game time. Don't forget to wear your helmet. You'll need it once the real action starts.

Libra

Take preventive measures to ensure that today's a good one. A sensible breakfast is a start. Coffee is a must. A healthy lunch should follow; tuna on rye with fruit is a good choice. Then have a healthy chicken and porcini mushroom stir-fry dinner. Keep yourself fueled and today may be better than you expected.

Scorpio

The weather outside may be blah, but don't let that affect your moods. There are many delicious ways to warm your spirits on these cold and blustery winter days. A hearty pork chop casserole or a big bowl of potato and leek soup will feel like a big hug from an old friend.

Sagittarius

Tapping into your inner child may help you better deal with the pressures of the adult world today. But that doesn't mean you have to go all Pee Wee Herman on everybody. It could be as simple as starting the day with a bowl of Fruit Loops and a Pop Tart or two. Sloppy Joes and pork and beans will be a perfect way to end the day.

Capricorn

This unnerving day will lack the stability you crave. Everything will seem tentative and you won't feel like you have your feet on the ground. Be assured that this is a passing phase, but treat yourself to something you can trust for dinner. Spaghetti and meatballs have never let you down, and they're not about to start now.

Aquarius

Plan an informal get together with friends tonight, maybe at a fun Tex-Mex restaurant or raw oyster bar. Good food and wine could get everyone nice and relaxed. There's no better way to shake the pressures of the workweek than with friends, food and fun.

Pisces

The fog in your head will rival that of San Francisco today. You might as well accept it, because it's going to stick around all day. When in Rome, as they say, so today will be a good one to indulge in Dungeness crab cakes and clam chowder in a sourdough bowl. Cap that off with a nice Napa Valley cabernet and you'll be glad you left your heart in -- well, you know where.

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