Your Daily FoodScope for March 22, 2022



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Aries

Like a flash of distant lightning, your brilliance burns brightly and then vanishes. This sudden nosedive can be directly associated with another skipped breakfast, but you can rev up once again at lunch, and a ham and Swiss on rye with potato salad could have you exploding nova-like onto the afternoon scene.

Taurus

You find today that spicing up a life less ordinary is not as hard as you think. Just organizing your home should bring you a sense of empowerment, so take this bold new sense of resolve with you to dinner and throw extra hot sauce into that an already fiery beef and broccoli stir-fry. Now you're living!

Gemini

If you don't have fun today, well, you just don't know how to have fun. This creamy delight of vanilla pudding can take you back to your childhood, when all you did was have fun. Pour a little chocolate sauce on top and the party could go on all day.

Cancer

You may be to blame for home domestic problems, so offer an olive branch tonight. Cook your mate an Asian-influenced meal heavy on sweet and sour chicken breasts, steamed veggies, brown rice and heartfelt apologies. Pull it off and you don't have to sleep on the couch -- until the next time, that is.

Leo

You and your friends are so loyal to each other that you're like a fellowship, and everyone is in agreement as to what to do with that stupid ring. Celebrate this decision with a night on the town. Cocktails and dancing followed by fresh sashimi and nigiri dinner should be just -- precious.

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Virgo

Drop the credit card, exit the mall and no one should get hurt. It's either that or splurge on something craptacular that you don't need. Put your money to better use by buying dinner ingredients. The pasta fettuccini feast you create can beat a velvet Elvis poster any day.

Libra

Getting and keeping the attention of others is be of utmost importance to you today. Fortunately, you know how to hit them exactly where they live. Sharing homemade blueberry scones or chocolate cupcakes could have friends and family singing your praises and put you briefly in the spotlight -- until the food runs out, that is.

Scorpio

Coming up with solutions to problems today may be as tricky as trying to catch chickens blindfolded. Do keep at it, as forward thinking can get you there. Having an omelet or an egg salad sandwich can also help. Eggs contain the nutrient choline, which has been proven to boost brainpower to even the most bird-brained.

Sagittarius

People looking to you for answers may have to look elsewhere today. You'd like to oblige, but you're way too busy, especially since the pizza guy just delivered a specially made garlic and clam pizza. You're too wrapped up savoring the abundance of flavors to help with or even care about their problems.

Capricorn

A lack of energy makes tackling even the easiest home projects a challenge today, so put them back on the back burner where they've been languishing. Your time is better spent hanging with friends. A few burgers and a lot of onion rings and beer should erase the guilt of procrastinating.

Aquarius

Your Utopian ideals are squelched today when you realize that ours is not a perfect world, so you may have to create your own personal nirvana. Meditation and a healthy diet are soothing to both mind and body, although a big slice of inside-out German chocolate cake wouldn't hurt, either.

Pisces

Absolving a friend of a monetary debt should do wonders for your karma, but that doesn't mean some type of compensation shouldn't be accepted. A home-cooked dinner may be a worthy substitute, and it doesn't have to be gourmet. You're happy with lasagna or baked ziti as long as you know some thought and effort went into it.

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