Your Daily FoodScope for March 21, 2023
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Aries
Everything you attempt will go wrong today. So don't even try to cook because a house fire can really ruin your day. Make something that doesn't need heat. A roast beef sub with chips on the side will be a lot less dangerous.
Taurus
A romantic dinner may reignite the passion in your relationship. So bust out the candles and fancy dinnerware. But that won't be a look of love in your partner's eyes as it becomes apparent that the chicken piccata didn't turn out as you had hoped.
Gemini
Your thoughts will be as scattered as leaves in the wind today. Last night's imbibing indulgences may be responsible for that. A banana milkshake with a few shots of honey contains everything you need to get back on your feet and out of the bathroom.
Cancer
Your raging moods may make it impossible to socialize today. So do things around the house instead. It'll be therapeutic to cook for yourself, and you won't have to flip out on some poor waiter if the Beef Wellington doesn't come out just right.
Leo
You are restless today. Tame that energy by immersing yourself in creating a three-course meal. Not only is it cheaper than therapy -- it's much tastier! What shrink session ever ended with creme brulee?
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Virgo
You'll feel restless today, so go for a relaxing drive into the country. Stop at a few food stands where you'll find the freshest parsnips, shallots, leeks and cabbage. Throw all of that and some chicken in a pot and you'll have one helluva soup.
Libra
It'll be all about you today. Family members will gripe about your selfishness but you won't care. And at dinner you'll have no problem grabbing the last of the fried chicken drumsticks and dumplings all for yourself.
Scorpio
You'll have enough drive to get a lot done today but you'll crash come dinnertime. By then all you'll need is a finger, a telephone and the number of the pizza parlor. Somehow you'll muster enough energy to polish off an entire mushroom pizza.
Sagittarius
Don't feel bad about wanting to alone today. Watching cooking shows all day on TV may inspire you to whip something up for dinner. Paula Deen won't mind if you 'borrow' her recipe for stuffed beef tenderloin and garlic mashed potatoes.
Capricorn
Friends will help you with a home improvement project today. But not showing your thanks immediately could be rude. So take them out for a pizza and nachos. But don't forget to spring for the beer, too. Anything less would be considered boorish.
Aquarius
You'll want to impress the boss tomorrow by hitting the ground running. So fuel up with an energy-producing dinner like chili con carne over brown rice. On second thought, go for pasta or something a little less inflammatory.
Pisces
Romance problems may throw your emotions into an uproar today. But you'll know where to go to find a salve for your bruised disposition. The chicken noodle soup and meatloaf at your friendly local diner will massage your broken heart.
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