Your Daily FoodScope for March 16, 2022



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Aries

Cleaning your emotional house today is therapeutic, yet exhausting. A good cry is a soothing balm for your bruised soul, but wait until you get home; bawling in public is embarrassing. Whip up some mac and cheese and tomato soup for dinner. You should be too emotional to deal with anything more complicated than that.

Taurus

You singles may have to take the bull by the horns today, but risks should pay off, and a dinner date with someone new could be in your near future. Turn on the charm and play your cards right, and a fun and playful clams casino and seafood chowder dinner could lead to a dip in the sea of love!

Gemini

Holding a garage sale today could help you get rid of accumulated clutter. Disposing of unused material possessions should open up space at home while earning you some cash. Get a leg up on the competition by firing up the barby and offering shoppers hot dogs and hamburgers at a bargain price. They may prefer that to an IBM computer left over from 1990.

Cancer

You flex your muscles to get what you want today. Your superhuman displays of physical superiority should have them trembling in your wake in more places than the gym. You still need to keep pumped to stay impressive, so lunch on a protein-laden tuna on wheat and yogurt. You can then ascend to your throne on Mount Olympus for a nice long nap.

Leo

Your thoughts run deep today as you gaze at your belly button and ponder the mysteries of the universe, but dealing with such an onslaught of mental stimuli could be exhausting, and a deep hunger could ensue. You then may find yourself focusing on Crab Imperial, and everything else will seem trivial.

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Virgo

Life's unrelenting drama may have you running to friends for support today. It's good having trusted mates; they're always there when you need them. They can offer a kindly shoulder to cry on, and hopefully some homemade chicken noodle soup with roast beef sandwiches on the side.

Libra

Try not to come undone if your routine is disrupted today. In fact, you could learn to live with change by purposely changing your age-old lunch habits. It could be as simple as replacing the mayo in your tuna sandwich with garlic aioli and the sourdough bread with whole wheat. Be sure of your footing before changing up dinner. Baby steps!

Scorpio

You may not even know what Coquilles St. Jacques is, let alone how to pronounce it -- which is a shame since it's Crab creamy French dish with crab, scallop shell pasta, Cognac, and tarragon. Give it a whirl -- today could become a food holiday you won't forget for a long time.

Sagittarius

Let your moods determine your diet today. In the mellow morning, have oatmeal or something passive you don't have to do battle with. Later, you can get all aggressive with a four-alarm bowl of chili for lunch. At the end of the day, just pour yourself a nice glass of cab sav and watch the sun go down.

Capricorn

Running from pressing issues doesn't make them go away, tackle problems head-on today. Your persistence is rewarded in the long run, and you find your culinary conservative-minded family should enjoy your homemade Filipino chicken and pork menudo a lot more than you thought.

Aquarius

Shut your brain off today and let your feelings take over. Flowing with the chi of the day could help you achieve inner peace. Keep your body as uncluttered as your mind as well, with a vegetarian meal heavy on tofu, rice, and veggies. Should you feel so inclined, rewarding yourself with a sliver of Swiss chocolate is also okay.

Pisces

Be daring and adventurous by creating something new today. It could be painting, a poem or a new recipe you've wanted to try. Trial and error should help you get it right, and you should soon be serving lamb shanks in a lemon sauce that is poetic in its sensuous pleasures.

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