Your Daily FoodScope for March 12, 2022
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Aries
You notice firsthand the rewards of your hard work today. Where did all those unsightly pounds go? Right out the window, along with all that junk food. Reward yourself with something decadent. For you, that could mean a little smidge of thousand island dressing on your grilled chicken and arugula salad. Woo hoo!
Taurus
Romance could stare you right in the face today and you might not even know it. Still, it's always best to be prepared for that inevitability. Avoid garlic fries, tuna grinders, coffee, chocolate kisses, or anything else that might make your breath less than minty fresh.
Gemini
Try not to overeat at the many office birthday parties today. Your willpower may be no match for all that pizza, cake and cupcakes. It's okay to socialize at the parties, but beg off the food. You can then return to your desk and have a salad and a cup of yogurt. Oh, the sacrifices you make for health!
Cancer
After-work socializing may be out of the question tonight as overtime rears its ugly head once again. Still, in this modern age of social networking you're never really alone. Chat with friends on your Facebook page while eating takeout my gu gai pan. It's not like they're actually in your cubicle with you, but it's close.
Leo
May is National Asparagus Month, so let's celebrate a food that's great grilled, sauteed, steamed or eaten raw. Do your research and you should find that asparagus is also high in protein, fiber and antioxidants that can prevent cancer, kidney stones and cataracts, while also relieving symptoms of arthritis and PMS.
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Virgo
You may not have the bucks to travel abroad today, so do the next best thing and explore ethnic restaurants in your town. The wonders of the world may be in your own backyard. You may find that the sushi is as delicious as that on the Ginza, and the French fries so much better than the ones in France.
Libra
You could make a few new friends at a social function tonight. It's about time, because you're really tired of your old ones. Invite your new mates to your flat tonight where you can bond over homemade baked ziti and garlic bread. If any of your old friends calls, just tell them they have the wrong number.
Scorpio
Like the person who invented the spork, some of your inspired ideas just might have practical uses. But others might go over like chives on a birthday cake. You'll never know unless you try them out. The world didn't think it was ready for garlic ice cream, and there's one idea that turned out gangbusters!
Sagittarius
You have to act as mediator between warring factions at home today. A home-cooked meal could restore the peace, especially if it's chicken cacciatore. The perfect blend of Italian flavors reflects the harmony you're seeking after a mind-numbing workday.
Capricorn
Expect today to go awry from the get-go. Toast will burn, there won't be enough maple syrup for waffles and the sausage will be overcooked. And trying something simple will result in oatmeal that's thick and mushy. After such a trying morning, you'll wonder with nervous anticipation what's for lunch.
Aquarius
Power struggles will pervade your workday. You'll get by, but the last thing you'll want is to fight them at home, too. You can head that off by secluding yourself in the kitchen and emerging with fried chicken, biscuits and creamed corn. If that doesn't make for a delicious peace settlement, nothing will.
Pisces
Friends and their overwrought drama will be deserving of Academy Awards today. So keep your distance and try not to get swept up in it. Keep dreaming of a lemon meringue pie, or something just as suitable to throw in their faces the next time they take the stage.
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