Your Daily FoodScope for March 05, 2023
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Aries
You may have dreamt about dancing chickens last night. And it may not have been the first time. Your dreams may be telling you something. There could be chicken Parmesan in your future. Either that or an egg salad sandwich.
Taurus
Form a support group to help stick with resolutions. Invite friends over for a grilled salmon dinner with veggies and rice pilaf. Heaven help the fool who brings the Ben and Jerry's.
Gemini
Debunk your reputation as a glutton today. Order the half turkey sandwich and cup of lentil soup rather than the double cheeseburger and fries. The slimming effects may also keep everyone from yelling 'Norm!' whenever you enter a room.
Cancer
Your mind may wander on this day off. You may see yourself swimming in a sea of marinara sauce, occasionally resting on meatball islands. When you come to you may finally figure out what to have for dinner.
Leo
Stress may get the best of those around you today. But don't join them in overeating. A hot fudge sundae won't help cure the blues. That type of misery does not need company. Stick with your blueberry smoothie instead.
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Virgo
Too much togetherness has created a relationship rift. So see a movie alone or hang out with your peeps today. Arrange to meet your partner later for dinner. If baked ziti and garlic bread doesn't have you re-bonding, the red wine will.
Libra
Having a few days off from work may throw you off balance. So start a new routine in the interim. Lie on the couch, watch movies and eat pizza, popcorn and take-out Chinese. I guarantee you'll like this routine a whole lot more than your old one.
Scorpio
Your fantasies may take over today as you snooze on the couch. You'll dream you're walking on the moon, and it's actually made of cheese! You'll then host the first intergalactic fondue party, and all your alien friends will bring their probes.
Sagittarius
Stress may have you close to losing your mind today. It may be time for you to go to your happy place. So brew a cup of organic oolong tea, toss in a mint spring and a lemon slice, and just let yourself drift away.
Capricorn
Reconnect with friends today. Go shopping, play pool, watch sports on TV, whatever. Enhance anything you do with food, preferably covered with melted cheese. Pizza? Nachos? How about pizza AND nachos?!
Aquarius
Sudden changes will lead to a frustrating day. But keep cool; you'll remember crucial info soon enough. In the meantime, relieve whatever anxious feelings you may have wrapping your paws around something comforting. I'm thinking meatball grinder and cheese sticks.
Pisces
Need to trim down? Exercise and diet will get your there. So hit the gym today. Follow that with grilled breast with brown rice pilaf and steamed veggies. Repeat for however long it takes.
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