Your Daily FoodScope for July 27, 2022
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Aries
Ambition burns inside of you like red-hot charcoals inside of a barbeque grill. You're often powerless to control the heat, and anything thrown on that grill instantly becomes charred and blackened. Be careful with being too ambitious today, else you could be consumed by your own flames.
Taurus
Don't let people rub you the wrong way today. They can be as strange as scrapple, and just as appetizing, but they could be the only dish on the menu. Quietly pretend to enjoy their particular brand of offal, but spit it out when they're not looking, and try to ignore the awful aftertaste.
Gemini
You'll start eating a lot of brain food today in an attempt to be more intellectual. So stock up on the walnuts, dried fruit and oily fish like tuna and salmon. You hope that it won't take long for these nootropics to take effect, because at this point you're having difficulty even spelling nootropic.
Cancer
Your day could be as baffling as Jacques Pepin's accent. It may be take flexibility and patience to understand, but once you do, you'll be cooking up culinary delights that would please Jacques Pepin himself.
Leo
You may see your relationship go up in smoke today, the victim of being on the grill for too long. You could've avoiding this disaster simply by paying attention, but neglect has taken its toll, and no amount of barbeque sauce will save this mess.
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Virgo
You've a unique knack for bringing order to chaos. You'll need this today as too many pots are boiling and the turkey threatens to burn in the oven. You, however, will have no problem turning this maelstrom into a masterpiece as you perform the voodoo you do so well.
Libra
Eat well and thrive today. Is that like live long and prosper? In any event, putting healthy food into your body greatly increases better health of mind and body. So live long and prosper by eating well and thriving. Or something like that.
Scorpio
You closely follow health and nutrition trends, and you wonder who roped everyone into that 'carbs are bad' myth. Not only are carbs essential for supplying energy and for building body cells and tissue, but they also contribute to better brain function. Not eating carbs... how stupid is that?
Sagittarius
You're never more creative than when you're in the kitchen. You've an artist's flair for whipping up amazing dishes with just the right amount of panache. So invite friends to dinner tonight, and paint your masterpiece.
Capricorn
You may come into some extra money today, so spend it wisely. Taking friends or lovers to a four-star restaurant for the best in food and wine could be nice, but don't get chintzy with the tip. That waiter needs money too, you know.
Aquarius
Today you may meet someone attractive and nice who will ignite your pilot light. The passions and deep feelings that follow could lead to something permanent, and the next thing you know there'll be a bun in the oven.
Pisces
Don't be unrealistic to the ways of the world today. There are countless people out there starving, and they did nothing wrong to deserve this terrible fate. Buy a lot of canned goods and non-perishables today and donate them to your local food bank. Who knows, you may be saving a life.
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