Your Daily FoodScope for July 26, 2023
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Aries
Things may go a little too easy today. Like at the bakery when not only do they save the last bear claw for you, they give it to you free of charge! And a cup of coffee too! Suspicion is a good thing. After all, strange things are afoot.
Taurus
Look at life under the microscope today. Peer deeper into experiences and situations, and you may see them in a different light. Fried tofu does not taste like tree bark, you'll confess, and that faux chicken tastes kinda, sorta, like the real thing.
Gemini
Start the workday with an organizational meeting. Having a game plan will make everyone's life easier. But don't provide yummy, sugary snacks. Throw coffee into the mix and your quickie meeting could turn into a chat fest that lasts for hours.
Cancer
With a rebel yell you'll bound out of bed ready to tackle the day. You'll feel like a stronger, more aggressive version of yourself as you bust out of your shell. You may even tap into your inner Neanderthal and start craving meat. Porterhouse! Sirloin! Filet mignon! More, more, more!
Leo
The socializing doesn't have to come to an end just because the weekend's over. You wish those coffee klatsches and vending-machines chat fests could go on forever. But today's session could be of utmost importance since you missed your show last night. It could take two Snickers Bars and a bag of Doritos to bring you up to speed on that one.
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Virgo
Today could as great as being invited to a concert-hall culinary fest, spotlighting the foods of the world. Chinese, Italian, Peruvian, Philly cheese steaks will all be readily available and free. But then the doors will slam shut, security will fall into place, and you're stuck with the Jonas Brothers for the next two hours.
Libra
The duality of the day could keep you from seeing things or people as they truly are, so exercise caution today. Still, you'll be drawn to extremes and develop sudden cravings for a black and tan beer or a vanilla ice cream sundae coated with chocolate sauce.
Scorpio
Reading the small print could keep you from buying a lemon, purchasing real estate in Kyrgyzstan or eating a lot of store-bought, nutritionally deficient canned soup. Buy brands with reduced sodium instead, or better yet, make your own.
Sagittarius
You'll have lot going on today, and it'll be easy to lose track of time. Nutrition is one of first things to suffer when you're on the run, so take time to eat something quick but sensible. Chicken or tuna pita wraps are compact enough for dining and dashing, and nutritious enough to fuel you for a few more hours.
Capricorn
The office will be like a barnyard today as coworkers cluck and grouse like chickens. And they'll be just as stupid. There may be no escaping this hen house until you bust out for lunch. But avoid any kind of breakfast fare like omelets or Joe's Special. Just the sight of anything made from eggs could drive you batty.
Aquarius
You may dream of a muy caliente affair today. In your visions, the object of your desire will be right in front of you, beckoning you. Things will get hotter as you approach -- that first sizzling beef and green pepper soft taco will be positively orgasmic!
Pisces
Clarity will dissolve today and you'll live in a miniature gingerbread house on the penthouse level of a six-tiered wedding cake. Ah, the life of opulence, until that terrible day when thick, white, sugary goo rains from the sky and a giant knife cuts your house in two.
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