Your Daily FoodScope for July 22, 2022



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Aries

Your aspirations of greatness could make you an ideal contestant on 'Top Chef'. You'll fricassee your opponents with guile and stealth, and they won't even know what you're up to until they're stewing in their own broth. You may win the chef's hat today, but at what cost?

Taurus

You can be as righteous as a food critic at a wienie roast. You'll sneer at the relish, and that horrid yellow stuff they're pouring all over those gross frankfurters. You obviously never experienced the joy of simple pleasures. Pull yourself down a couple of pegs today; you could learn something.

Gemini

Like the Good Humor man rolling down the street on a hot summer day, people will be happy to see you. Your personality will come in a variety of fun flavors and you'll have something for everyone. Give the people something sweet and refreshing today, and really get their bells ringing.

Cancer

Why settle for cereal today when you can have salmon benedict? You may not immediately find what you're looking for today, but don't settle for second best. You'll be glad you waited when you're cutting into that succulent side of beef, and washing it down with an excellent Cabernet.

Leo

Like Simon Cowell at a dinner party, you won't mince words when offering your opinions of the meal. It's good to be honest, but your hosts may not be pleased, especially when everyone else begins to agree with you. Express your thoughts later, like after you've eaten all their free food.

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Virgo

Work will be overwhelming today, so you can forget about leaving the office to grab for something to eat. Pack a nutritious lunch before leaving home and bring enough for the whole day. Not only will you be doing something healthy for yourself, but think of the money you'll save.

Libra

Your champagne ideas will only amount to Mad Dog cocktails today. It may be time to rethink your menu, and serve up something everyone can enjoy. You don't have to stoop to lowbrow, but make sure that you serve something everyone can enjoy.

Scorpio

Allowing yourself to get caught up in the moment makes you like a glutton at a smorgasbord. Losing self-control is never pretty, and people will look on in disgust. You may gorge on all you can eat, but you'll feel like crap afterwards.

Sagittarius

You'll have the confidence of Emeril today, feeling like the master of your kitchen. Use this to impress others, especially those who sign your paycheck. When they see that you're chef material, they may rescue you from a lifetime of washing dishes.

Capricorn

You'll need discipline to get you though this day. You'll be tempted by sweets and salty treats, but keep your eye on the prize. Snacking on inconsequential crap will only fatten you up and slow you down, two things you don't need if you want to stay hungry for the big meal.

Aquarius

Serving food can always enhance group meetings, especially at work. Eating can put people in relaxing comfort zone, and take the stress away. But serve up something simple and easy like pizza. Spare ribs may not be the best idea.

Pisces

Your boss may have opinions that differ from yours today, and you may think your job security is threatened. It may be good idea to smooth things over by offering to take him to lunch. But make sure it's a restaurant he likes or you could just be making things worse.

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