Your Daily FoodScope for July 13, 2022
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Aries
There may be conflicts in store for you today, but you'll be ready. They may think they can get you steamed by throwing pies in your face. But you'll only laugh, pull out a fork, and enjoy the variety of heavenly flavors. Now, if only someone would toss some ice cream at you...
Taurus
Someone attractive may strike your fancy today, and you'll be smitten. This person will have eyes the color of dark chocolate, hair like that of an angel, and a complexion of silky butter. Damn, now you're hungry again, and not for what may be waiting for you in the bedroom.
Gemini
You may find yourself the bad one in a family dispute. You may not be able to appeal through logic, so get to them through their stomachs instead. Invite them for a mediation dinner, and serve your homemade lasagna. That gets 'em every time!
Cancer
Today will be a good one to make plans for the future. They may be inconsequential to others, but of great importance to you. Think deeply about them now, and perhaps even sleep on them. But come morning you'll have to decide between tuna or roast beef for lunch, and that's never easy.
Leo
You may feel underdone today. Introversion and conservative thought will have you less impulsive than usual. This may be a good thing, as it may calm your indulgences. So maybe instead of the four-course meal you'll go for the weight watchers special. Wash that down with a Diet Coke, natch!
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Virgo
Tidy up your workspace today. Throw out all of the empty Dorito bags, Chinese take-out boxes, Mars Bar wrappers, odd scraps of popcorn, Coke cans and 7-Eleven nacho containers with cheese still crusted to it. Oh, and green stuff isn't supposed to be on that bagel, so don't save it -- or eat it.
Libra
You'll hear those nagging voices in your head today. One will be all for ordering a large double cheese pepperoni pizza, while the other will scold you while waving a tofu and sprout sandwich in your face. Good luck with that today, but don't make that decision on an empty stomach.
Scorpio
Don't tell secrets to anyone, not even your most trusted friends. One slip of the tongue could have one person telling another and soon the whole town will have your secret recipe for four alarm buffalo wings.
Sagittarius
Your caviar dreams may fizzle to peanut butter reality today as you realize you won't be getting a raise. It may be time to look for new restaurant, one with a better menu and where diners are treated with respect. It's either that or get used to a steady diet of peanut butter.
Capricorn
Upon doing some research you may uncover some shocking facts. What you discover may shake you to your roots, and you may feel betrayed. You may need professional help to cope with the knowledge that your favorite 'non-fat' yogurt ain't all it's cracked up to be.
Aquarius
You may be upstairs planning a menu, while others are downstairs planning something completely different. Knives may be drawn when the two meet halfway until you realize that two good plans may add up to one great one. Then you'll really be cooking!
Pisces
Don't ask questions today; just do it. Just dive in and attack with reckless abandon. Bite into the fruit of life and let the juices run down your chin. When you're through with the fruit go for the cakes, and smear your face with icing. Then go for the pizza with all that greasy pepperoni.
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