Your Daily FoodScope for July 12, 2022
Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
Aries
You may have an urge to show off your cooking prowess by inviting friends to dinner tonight. But don't be surprised or disappointed if harsh memories of stomach pumps and gallons of Pepto-Bismol from your previous parties has them respectfully declining.
Taurus
You'll be up against power struggles in the kitchen today. Your significant other may have other ideas on preparing a meal, and you'll be eyeing that cleaver in an evil way. Sometimes it's best to concede and step back. Being able to say 'I told you so' can be sweet icing on the cake.
Gemini
Seek out the company of like-minded people today. They're always so agreeable, and you'll feel like you're in charge. Be subversive enough and after a while they'll eat anything you feed them, and pay the tab.
Cancer
There'll be no greasy food court crap for you today as you'll treat yourself to a four-course dinner at a fancy restaurant. Price won't be an object, and everything on the menu will be so tempting! Avoid the foie gras, though, because that's just not right.
Leo
Proud of your achievements, you'll make sure everyone knows in your typical overblown style. You may even trot out examples of your work, just to show everyone you're excellence in action. But they won't be impressed, because you could have made that popcorn faster and better in the microwave.
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Virgo
Life offers an abundance of flavors, so why go with just one? Perhaps an aversion to trying anything new and unusual keeps you from experimenting. Open up your mind today, and you could experience taste sensations you never knew existed.
Libra
Friends will come to you looking for answers, but you won't have any for them. The best you can do is to offer them a place at your table, serve them some hot chicken noodle soup, and listen. It'll be good for their hearts, and their souls.
Scorpio
Your day will be strong and intense, like a fiery bowl of chili. You'll wrestle with it, and it'll give you everything it's got, but you will persevere. You may have to down five or six beers afterward, but you will persevere.
Sagittarius
You've traveled the world in search of exotic cuisines, and if they had a restaurant on Mars, you'd make a reservation there, too. There's sure to be some out-of-this world restaurants in your own town offering a menu alien to your kind. Just beware of those whose motto is 'To Serve Men.'
Capricorn
Beware of people bearing pots and pans today. They may not know how to use them, but they're sure good at banging them. Others will take notice, if only to have them stop that infernal banging! That's when it will be revealed that like those pots, they're hollow and empty inside.
Aquarius
A home cooked meal with friends can be more fun when everyone collaborates. Gabbing away as everyone helps prepare the meal is what friendship bonding is all about. The only thing better is gabbing away over the delicious meal you all helped create!
Pisces
In your fantasies it's the Cretaceous Era, and you're having the clan over to feast on the T-Rex you killed today. You'll prepare plenty of side platters, like Triceratops eggs and Stegosaurus brains. Unfortunately, you haven't gotten around to inventing fire yet, so everything will have to be raw.
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