Your Daily FoodScope for January 21, 2023
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Aries
Be careful today because accidents will happen. Even the most innocuous situation may cause you pain and suffering. The cheese on a big slice of garlic and pesto pizza could be so hot it'll give you third degree burns, and you'll have ribbons of skin hanging from the roof of your mouth for days.
Taurus
Your cash flow may be drying up and now you're barely treading water. Could be time to tighten that belt before you sell it on eBay. You can start by scaling down your lunch and dinner habits. You'll find the open face roast beef sandwich at the greasy spoon to be a delicious bargain.
Gemini
Annoying details could keep you from getting started today. So you may have to plot strategy before you get to work. That's always better with food in front of you, so plan your day over a Western omelet and hash browns. A couple cups of coffee could also help with the thought process.
Cancer
How well you communicate with people will determine how your day goes. So don't go into a restaurant and tell the waiter to have the chef surprise you. You could wind up with something coagulated with tentacles hanging out of it. You should have ordered the chow mein instead.
Leo
It'll pay to be more financially conservative than usual today. This'll leave a lot left over for a rainy day. That way you can buy yourself a thick porterhouse steak that you can slap on the grill with a few russet potatoes. Unless, of course, it's raining. Then it's off to the steakhouse with ya!
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Virgo
Throwing away that pile of Chinese take-out cartons growing in your cubicle could serve as a reminder of some of the fabulous lunches you've enjoyed there. Ah, good times! Order honey walnut prawns and sweet and sour soup today and get a new collection going.
Libra
That nagging voice in your head hassles you every time you eat something high in fat and calories. Sometime you need that kind of temperance, but not today. So put a muzzle in it by ordering a Reuben with French fries. You might not be able to hear that voice over the sound of your own chewing.
Scorpio
Sometimes it's the smaller things in life that make the big differences. Consider the tiny blueberry. Loaded with nutrients it's one of the best foods you can eat. They're also packed with artery-cleansing fibers that improve circulation. For you guys, that could make Mr. Happy very happy indeed.
Sagittarius
Asking for a raise today will be a lesson in futility. That being said, it could teach another lesson: frugality. Making your own lunches will cut down on your spending. But after too many grilled chicken sandwich you may want a change. That's why they invented cans of tuna, and the can opener.
Capricorn
Like a surgeon you'll cut right to the heart of work problems today. But put that scalpel away after work and replace it with a big spoon. You'll need it at dinner to dig into a hearty bowl of New England clam chowder. Ask for one of those tiny forks, too. How else are you going to eat clams casino?
Aquarius
Cover details immediately before they come back to haunt you. This way you can get through the day worry free. But after work don't even think about the tiny things, unless you've got a plate of littleneck clams in front of you. From small things, big delights will come.
Pisces
Two-faced people will have you wondering who you're really dealing with today. You'll soon realize that good things don't always come in twos. Unless, of course, you're at a pizza parlor in Little Italy, and two slices of veggie pizza will beat one, although three will be even better.
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