Your Daily FoodScope for January 15, 2023
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Aries
Why buy expensive cookbooks when the Internet offers a gazillion free recipes? With a click of the mouse you can learn to improve on something as simple as a BLT or learn how to make something as complex as coq au vin. See? There's lunch and dinner for tonight.
Taurus
You won't feel like yourself today, and you may perform acts that are out of character for you. You'll have no idea what's motivating you; it'll be like you're in a daze. When you come to you may find that you've scarfed down a massive hot fudge sundae. Oddly, you won't have a problem with that.
Gemini
It's put up or shut up time as you're challenged to follow up on boastful claims today. You, however, will rise to the occasion by wowing them with your skills. They'll be sorry they doubted your claims of making the world's best baked ziti. Just don't tell them the sauce came out of a bottle.
Cancer
It's Friday, and your instincts will tell you to go wild today. That could result in a heap of trouble, especially if you hit the town on an empty stomach. Chow down on something substantial like a hoagie or burrito before imbiding tonight. You may actually remember tonight's behavior tomorrow.
Leo
Appreciate the culinary diversity to be found in your own town this weekend. Whether your preference is Italian, German, Greek or Chinese, you can have it all. But go for something you may not be familiar with. Check out the spicy Korean stew gaejang-guk. Just don't ask what's in it.
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Virgo
Today could be as good as laying into a buttery, cheesy Chicken Divan that would make Paula Deen weep. Or it could be as bad as your doctor telling you that your cholesterol levels are through the roof, and you'll have to give up buttery, cheesy foods.
Libra
You'll be slow on the intellectual trigger today. A fuzzy brain may be keeping you from forming coherent thoughts. Coffee may be of little help; what you need is energy food. A cup of blueberry yogurt, a banana and some almonds could have you smarter than a fifth grader in no time flat.
Scorpio
Consider the consequences of your actions today. This may keep you from being as spontaneous as you'd like, which will be a good thing. So think twice before diving into a mountain of cheesy nachos with reckless abandon. You'll thank yourself after you finally fit into that skintight pair of jeans.
Sagittarius
The outcome of conflicts with coworkers will be up to you today. Treat them like subordinates and they will rebel. Treat them to lunch of their choice and everything will be fine. Just pray they don't want something expensive like sushi or seafood. That may stretch your kindness a little too far.
Capricorn
Fundamentally, burritos can actually be healthy if you skip the extras. It's the sour cream, refried beans and cheese that jack up the fat and calorie counts. Strip it to the bare essentials and ask for a wheat tortilla and you'll wind up with something yummy that won't wreak havoc on your waistline.
Aquarius
You'll be on fire mentally today and you'll pull rabbits out of your hat. The boss will be pleased with your concepts and glue a gold star to your collar. Celebrate your good fortune with a grilled salmon salad for lunch. The Omega-3's in the fish may have you coming up with even better ideas.
Pisces
You won't need to get too specific today, as people instinctively know your wishes. They'll offer to buy you lunch, but its there that you'll get unexpectedly precise. That's when you'll go ballistic when find mayo on your roast beef hoagie even though you specifically ask for mustard.
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