Your Daily FoodScope for February 19, 2022
Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
Aries
A recent attempt to prove your athletic virility left you with a pulled hamstring and a bruised ego. Eating your fill of fresh pineapple once every other day helps, as pineapples contain enzymes and nutrients that promote the healing process. Time and many prayers that your little stunt doesn't pop up on YouTube should mend your ego.
Taurus
Celebrate midweek by meeting friends tonight for a rowdy, stress-releasing dinner. A Tex-Mex restaurant offers a rip roarin' good time, and you can learn to line dance in between Cajun ribs and blackened redfish. Let the margaritas flow!
Gemini
Everyone wants something different today, and lunchtime power struggles are sure to ensue. Throw a coup and force everyone to a fun fifties-style diner. There will be something for everyone, although you should go with either the Chuck Berry burger or the Buddy Holly hot turkey sandwich.
Cancer
With a little resourcefulness, you can double the healthy benefits of some of your favorite foods. Olive oil is indispensable in the kitchen, but when you're not stir-frying chicken and snow peas with it, you can use it as a natural moisturizer. Olive oil contains antioxidants that help battle skin aging and skin cancer, so mix in your bathwater, or rub directly onto your body to keep your skin strong and supple.
Leo
You could turn people off today with an attitude that might be termed pompous. Come down from your ivory tower and mingle with the great unwashed. You may find the food at the local greasy spoon to be better than you expected, especially the beef pot pies and mashers Blue Plate special.
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Virgo
You may have many social engagements planned for today. It's nice to be so popular, but you can't attend them all. Do your research to find out which are serving the best food -- those with crab puffs and Thai beef satay should top your list.
Libra
You want to feed off the energy of people today. Look for a German brewpub that has an outside patio; you might meet someone interesting. Hoist a pint of Weizenbock to toast your new mate, and interpret an offer of spargel with Hollandaise sauce and potatoes as their way of saying they'd like to get to know you a little better.
Scorpio
Buying your boss a takeout lunch to placate their nasty mood could go in either direction today. At first they love the 40-clove garlic Szechuan chicken, but that rapidly reddening face cam mean that they're either flushed from the natural heat of the dish or really hot up at discovering how much extra hot sauce you put in there.
Sagittarius
You might not consider yourself a gambler, but you risk your health every day. Sodium, sugar and fats give your favorite fast food meals flavor -- and a whole lot of fats, sodium and cholesterol. So switch to a high fiber diet featuring lots of lentils, grapefruit, kale and oatmeal. It may be time to start scouring out those veins and arteries.
Capricorn
In your dreams you may be back in the times of The Flintstones, munching on a bronto burger. You may have to buy your beef, though, since taking down a T-Rex sounds like a lot of work. Then slather it with BBQ sauce and get that barby roaring. Hopefully Cary Granite and Stony Curtis show up for your little ring-a-ding shindig.
Aquarius
You have an urge to express your culinary creativity today, so design your dinner menu around things that come from your own garden. A wilted dandelion salad, chicken breast with sun-dried tomato relish and broiled radicchio is a unique meal Mother Nature -- and your mother -- would love.
Pisces
It may take all of your concentration to keep your mind from wandering today. But despite your best efforts, you see yourself canoeing down a chocolate river, past gingerbread volcanoes spewing jellybeans under a bright yellow sun that's dripping butter onto fields of popping corn. Perhaps you might want to curtail the late night snacking.
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