Your Daily FoodScope for February 09, 2023
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Aries
Patience will indeed be a virtue today. You may have to wait all day for something, and the anticipation may be too much for you to bear. But when you open the door tonight and get hit by the intense aroma of jambalaya that's been slow cooking all day in a crockpot, you'll know the wait was worth it.
Taurus
Your feelings of happiness will know no bounds today. You won't initially know what's making you feel so buoyant. Perhaps it's thoughts of a cutie you met on the subway. Or could it be a crab and spinach quiche that you made all by your self, half of which you've brought for lunch?
Gemini
The inevitable parties will get under way today, and you'll receive a few invites. But be careful of overindulging as you deck the halls. Too many cookies, cupcakes and eggnog could do quite a number on your waistline, and pretty soon even that suit will be feeling a little snug.
Cancer
People will say that they're receptive to your ideas today. But by the way they roll their eyes you'll know they don't mean it. So keep them to yourself. You can prove them wrong at lunch when they'll see first hand that sauteed frog legs are delicious, especially when served over brown rice.
Leo
You'll see everything in black and white today. There will be no shades of grey or nuances of any kind. So take a big bag of Oreo cookies and enjoy them one by one while dunking them in milk. And make sure that it's normal milk. Chocolate just won't do today.
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Virgo
You'll feel naughty today, maybe even slightly hedonistic. But you have your own way of releasing your wild child. So go ahead and have alphabet rather than the traditional tomato soup with your grilled cheese sandwich. Go really nuts and use cheddar rather than American cheese. Woo hoo!
Libra
You may have to attend a work-related function tonight. But avoid overindulging on the hors d'oeuvres they'll inevitably serve. It's hard to turn down miniature quiches, spring rolls and samosas, especially when they come at you in rapid succession. Hang around the veggie platter instead.
Scorpio
You may have many tests of your willpower today. Your opponent may seem stronger than you, but it'll be up to you to determine who's David and who's Goliath. So don't let that extra cheese and sausage pizza tempt you, no matter how good it spells. You can fell that beast with a single cauliflower.
Sagittarius
It's hard not to overeat. But learn to say 'no' to all of those treats and candies. Stick with your salads and sensible healthy sandwiches. You'll thank yourself when you're looking lean and sexy, outshining everyone in photos.
Capricorn
In this dismal economy it's important to cut corners wherever you can. So you may have to say goodbye to the expensive lunches and hello to homemade. It'll be cheaper to make your own salads and sandwiches, and before long you'll wonder how you ever did without yogurt and tofu.
Aquarius
You'll feel like an astronaut drifting aimlessly through space today. Blowing off breakfast may have you feeling that way. Will you never learn your lesson? Surely you know of the mind focusing benefits of scrambled egg whites, wheat toast and orange juice. Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Pisces
Make a nice dinner for yourself to compensate for a mind-numbing day. Something comforting like beef pot pies with thick, savory gravy will hit the spot. Serve that with a side salad and a few slices of sourdough bread and you'll forget that this crappy day ever happened.
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