Your Daily FoodScope for December 18, 2022
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Aries
Keep your conversation short and sweet today. Don't beat around the bush and don't mince words. In fact, the only thing you should mince today should be garlic, onion, green pepper and shitake mushrooms. You need them when you make your award winning turkey chili.
Taurus
You'll have a need for speed on this last day of the week. Working at a breakneck pace will help the day go by quicker. But not everything will need to be fast today. So avoid a lunch of nothing but fast food burgers, fries, and those god-awful apple pies, no matter how speedy it is.
Gemini
You'll have no trouble pushing some of your ideas through today. They'll be met with enthusiasm and wild applause. You'll have other great ideas for after work, and everyone will be dying to join you at the Mexican restaurant for margaritas, nachos, and a dozen or so chimichangas.
Cancer
Time to indulge your wild side. Get the party started tonight by going out with pals. A night of dancing and cocktails will be fun, but the late night cheeseburgers and onion rings at your local greasy spoon will be even better.
Leo
You'll need a brainstorm today but you'll get little more than a drizzle. Your mind will seem fuzzy and you won't be able to concentrate. Too bad you skipped breakfast. But you can rectify that at lunch. It's never too late for a Denver omelet, home fries, and whole grain toast.
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Virgo
You'll approach life with the cold logic of Spock today. This will work for you professionally, but people will be turned off by your lack of warmth. So heat things up today with a spicy Thai dish like red curry chicken in a thick coconut sauce. It'll be too good for analysis.
Libra
Being of two minds will help you see things from all sides today. You can even use this duality come dinnertime. That's when you'll order something from column A and B at a Chinese restaurant. It'll be great having so many choices, especially since spring rolls and egg drop soup comes with both.
Scorpio
You're good at spending other people's money, but don't go too far with that. Be gracious if friends take you out to dinner and don't order the most expensive thing on the menu. You'll feel selfish tearing into Lobster Thermador while they peck away at a green salad.
Sagittarius
You may not have enough to do to keep busy today. But avoid the temptation to take a very long lunch. The boss may not appreciate it. If the shirt smeared with barbecue sauce from your Buffalo wing and beef rib feast doesn't give you away, the beer breath will.
Capricorn
Flighty co-workers will work your last nerve today. You'll wish they would just fly away. But they could still give you an excellent dinner idea. Roasted duck at your local Cantonese restaurant will be perfect, especially if you have it with a side of drunken chicken.
Aquarius
The first taste of a sizzling affair could leave you hungry for more. But avoid gorging yourself. Having lobster or porterhouse every day can get old, no matter how good it is. Then what you're left with will be as tepid as the coffee that's been sitting in your mug for an hour.
Pisces
You'll find yourself lacking in focus as you wait for this day to end. Your attempts to concentrate will be weak and ineffectual. It may be best to take an early lunch. That way you can scarf down a Reuben sandwich with pastrami and coleslaw on rye and not even think about it.
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