Your Daily FoodScope for December 17, 2022
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Aries
Your hard work will pay off today as a project goes gangbusters. Best of all will be the high-powered lunch your boss will treat you to. But put on a bib before tearing into the Lobster Newburg. Spilling melted butter and sherry sauce all over yourself is not a good look for a rising star.
Taurus
Your paycheck will burn a hole in your pocket today, but be practical in how you spend it. Treat yourself to a night of Southern style wining and dining. Pork chops smothered in creamy onion gravy with Louisiana red beans and rice will be worth every cent.
Gemini
Don't join in on the office gossip today, even if you have some of your own to disseminate. That makes you part of the problem. Holding your tongue will be tough, so find something better to do. Stuff your face with a big tuna sub on sourdough roll. All that chewing may keep you from talking.
Cancer
Not everyone will be receptive to your kooky ideas today. But you'll still be able to push some of your concepts through. But you'll revert to your conventional side come dinner. Grilled chicken breast with a side of brown rice and steamed broccoli will be as crazy as you'll want to get tonight.
Leo
Focus on completing your tasks as the day winds down. Going into the office is always a drag. Fortunately your favorite Chinese restaurant will be open for lunch, but you'll have to eat your won ton soup and mu gu gai pan all by yourself.
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Virgo
Dining at an unusual dinner spot may break you out of your doldrums today. Russian cuisine could be an interesting choice. Plus, those Russians never skimp on the vodka! Start with the borscht and puffy Pirozhki and finish up with the lamb Shashlyk kebabs. Prijatnogo appetita!
Libra
A first dinner date tonight will require a certain amount of etiquette. Impeccable table manners always make a good impression. So don't order sloppy dishes. The grilled beef ribs could leave you with barbecue sauce all over your face and shirt. Plus constantly licking your fingers will be gross!
Scorpio
You'll be attracted to someone who's your polar opposite. You'll like beef but they'll be vegan. You'll try to meet halfway, especially when dining out. But no matter how much you try to convince yourself, the faux chicken won't taste anything like the real thing.
Sagittarius
Another mundane day will have you searching for ways to pass the time. Idle hands are the devil's tools, and those hands could be tearing open bags of Doritos, potato chips or Mars Bars. Eating out of boredom can be a killer. Munching on bananas or yogurt will be the wiser choice.
Capricorn
Be faithful to your diet commitments today as many waist-widening temptations will beckon. Be strong and learn to say 'no.' You may not want to pass up a calzone with extra cheese and pepperoni, but you know in the long run it'll be for the best.
Aquarius
Things that are new and trendy can become yesterday's news really fast. There's a reason why older things endure forever. So bust out Grandma's recipe collection when thinking about dinner tonight. Her beef Bourgignon pot pies are timeless.
Pisces
Poetry may be your passion, but creative cooking never goes out of fashion. So make a casserole made from cheese, Andouille sausage and chicken. When it's all gone it'll be your fingers you're lickin'.
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