Your Daily FoodScope for August 26, 2022
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Aries
Be the first to initiate action today. Friends admire the adventurous spirit they wish they had. So try daring new cuisines like sannakji at your local Korean restaurant. You'll report back to them as soon as you remove the suction cups from the inside of your mouth.
Taurus
New blessings are coming tonight, you'll see. You know they're coming, you just don't know when. You'll tremble with nervous anticipation, almost lose hope, but eventually the bell will ring, and you'll come face to face with a thick crust extra cheese pizza loaded with garlic.
Gemini
You'll be quite the chatterbox today. You'll talk to anybody about anything at any time. But you may want to zip it later in the day as you sit down to an Italian dinner of calzones and garlic bread. Didn't your mother ever tell you it's rude to talk while you're eating?
Cancer
Your emotions will be unpredictable and easily aroused today. As a result, people may not want to be around you. That will suit you just fine. So stay at home and order a pizza for dinner. And don't go ballistic if the delivery guy is a few minutes late.
Leo
Like the hip young Elvis in 'Clambake' you're the cool cat who always brings fun to the party. This amazing ability makes you quite popular to be around. So invite a few friends to a big dinner of... what else?... steamed clams. You know they'll attend, and not just for the free clams and beer.
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Virgo
You're always willing to do what's necessary to make things work. Whether at work or in a relationship, you're in it for the long haul. But you'll have to abandon that philosophy in the kitchen tonight by ditching a failed recipe in favor of the much less complicated spaghetti and meatballs.
Libra
You may have a hot date coming up, so you'll stock up on your oysters. But aside from the obvious romantic benefits our mollusk friends offer, they're also are rich in zinc, vitamin A, iron and calcium. Slimy, sexy, and good for you? What more could you want?
Scorpio
Like it or not, you may find yourself involved in a petty conflict today. This tug of war will get exhausting but there are always solutions. So if the family wants pizza but you want grilled chicken, go for the compromise and order a large pie with barbecue chicken. Then everyone will be happy.
Sagittarius
You'll get a lot done at work today, and have fun while you're at it. Keep the fun going after work at a hip Tiki lounge with a buffet. If the egg rolls and plethora of noodle dishes aren't entertaining enough, wait until the server brings the fruity cocktails with the umbrellas sticking out of them.
Capricorn
An unstable economy may have you worrying about job cutbacks today. It's natural to worry about your job, although you probably have nothing to worry about. Still, soothe your nerves with a dinner of comfort food. A tuna casserole could help to alleviate your fears.
Aquarius
Others will look to you to be the leader today. You'll be good with that. But let them make the decisions when work is through. They'll probably choose a dinner spot with a menu chock full of greasy and fried foods. Veto their decision and go somewhere with a big selection of green salads.
Pisces
It may be too late to warn you not to believe everything you hear. You may have already bought into the delusion that coffee is an effective fat burner. You poor thing. Now look at ya. Shaking and jittery and not a pound less than what you used to be. Try exercise and a healthy diet. Who knew?
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