Your Daily FoodScope for August 23, 2022
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Aries
You'll achieve all the goals you set on this busy day. But leave some time for play. A movie could be fun, but go without the butter if you must have popcorn. One large buttered theater popcorn contains more saturated fat than two cheeseburgers!
Taurus
You may find people who eat nothing but veggies to be strange. But don't be so harsh to judge today. To each his own, and they have their reasons for their chosen lifestyle. So salute them as you dig into prime rib today. Because of them there's that much more beef for you to eat.
Gemini
Today will be a good one to unwind and gather your thoughts. It'll be better if you can do that while swinging in a back yard hammock. You'll lose track of time as you relax but that's okay. As long as you have a big glass of organic iced tea and some refreshing watermelon slices you'll be fine.
Cancer
A kitchen is only as productive as its staff, and you're the anchor of the team. You'll pitch in wherever needed, because you're a jack-of-all-trades. Those around you are continually inspired by your work ethic, so lead by example today, even if you must wash some dishes.
Leo
You'll work the social scene like a celebrity, and you may feel some type of entitlement. Waiters in particular may take the brunt of your arrogance as you show off to friends. Avoid sending that chicken back because it's a touch on the dry side tonight. That waiter will be just dying to have his revenge.
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Virgo
Too many cooks in the kitchen can result in a jumbled, disorganized fiasco. You may be identified as one of them, something you'll want no part of. It may be best to take your knives and cook solo. It may be more work, but all the right people will notice, and you'll soon cooking to a packed house.
Libra
You may have to do most of the cooking today, as co-workers will barely know how to use a can opener. Picking up their slack may have you steamed, but there will be those inspired enough to help. They may not have the same expertise as you, but at least they know a boning knife from a butter knife.
Scorpio
Dressing up a cake with tons of extra frosting and sweets can often mask the best part underneath. Keep things simple today; sometimes things taste better that way.
Sagittarius
With your goofy sense of humor it's like you're always throwing extra cherries on top of the hot fudge sundae. Spread the joy wherever you go, because you'll be a treat to have around, a big gooey, chocolate treat that is sure to put a smile on everyone's face.
Capricorn
Today will not be an easy one for you. Toast will burn, there won't be any syrup for pancakes, and the sausage will be under cooked. But trying something simple will result in oatmeal that's thick and mushy. After such a trying morning, you'll wonder with nervous anticipation what's for lunch.
Aquarius
Swear off the junk food today, and eat something healthy. A copious waistline and the ever-growing threat of heart attack may be the impetus for such fervency, so feed off that fire today. Just make sure that whatever you're cooking is low in fat, calories, sugar and sodium.
Pisces
Cramming your opinions down other people's throats will only penalize you today. They'll have no taste for your over-baked viewpoints, and the look of nausea on their faces will tell you as much. Stay silent today, or stuff your mouth full of whole walnuts to prevent you from saying anything stupid.
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