Your Daily FoodScope for April 28, 2023
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Aries
You'll project energy today. Whether it's positive or negative will be determined by how you start the day. Have a healthy oatmeal and fruit breakfast and you'll be a Pied Piper of positivity. Operate on an empty stomach and all hell could break loose.
Taurus
You may need help in waging the war on fat and calories. So gather like-minded friends together as a band of brothers (or sisters). You can cheer each other's victories and chastise anyone who even utters the words 'Ben and Jerry.'
Gemini
You'll have too many items piled on your plate today. This could inspire you to visit a smorgasbord for dinner after work. That's one plate you'll want to pile to the top, starting with the fried chicken and grits. Don't forget the Swedish meatballs.
Cancer
You'll be like a perfectly tuned musical instrument, making beautiful music wherever you go. So expect everyone to dance along with your beat. Doing the Rock Lobster or Mashed Potato will be inspiring and you'll suddenly know what to do have for dinner.
Leo
Incompetent co-workers will get your quills up today. But do your best to keep your temper in check. Spend lunch alone with a cup of chicken soup and a chicken pita wrap. It could help you deal with another afternoon dealing with mental midgets.
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Virgo
Everything will be changeable today, so expect surprises. So go with the flow if coworkers suggest going somewhere different for mid-morning coffee break. Spanish churros and hot chocolate will be an exciting change of pace from espresso and bagels.
Libra
Life will progress in its own good time today. So patience will be the key to keep from freaking out. Don't worry. The line at the deli won't be as long as you think, and you'll be noshing on a Reuben, slaw and fries before you know it.
Scorpio
People's strange eating habits will be a mystery to you today. Dipping French fries into mayonnaise? Pouring ketchup on scrambled eggs? Wasabi as a sandwich spread? But don't knock it until you've tried it. You may be pleasantly surprised.
Sagittarius
Expand your culinary horizons today. The cuisine of Jamaica is tasty blend of Spanish, African and Indian influences. After having the grilled jerk spice chicken and pepperpot soup you may want to grow dreadlocks and lively up yourself, mon!
Capricorn
Not even a priest could forgive your many sins today. You'll repent for the enchiladas, nachos and refried beans, beg forgiveness for the chocolate milk shake. Yet you won't be sorry for the garlic fries. Some things are worth going to hell for.
Aquarius
New threads and hairdo go a long way to improving the outer you. But the inner you may resemble a cesspool. So throw something healthy in there. A green salad, grilled salmon fillets and organic iced tea could let your inner glow shine forth.
Pisces
People won't know who you are today when you splash out with a new wardrobe and hairstyle. But they'll be quickly reminded at dinner when the person who scarfs down all the bread and takes the last of the pizza is undeniably the old you.
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