Your Daily FoodScope for April 18, 2023
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Aries
Too much chaos in the house this morning may get your quills up. Taking a deep breath will be a good way to control your temper. A cup of coffee and a blueberry scone will be another. But going back to bed until tomorrow may be the best bet.
Taurus
Keeping up with the Joneses is a petty waste of time. You may erroneously think everything they have better is than yours. But once they get a whiff of the slow-cooked pot roast dinner wafting from your place, the jealousy will be all theirs.
Gemini
A painful cold sore in your mouth may be driving you crazy. You're probably taking in too much of the amino acid arginine. Cut back on foods like seeds, grain cereals, sugar and... gasp!... wine until it heals. Eat lysine-rich fare like yogurt instead.
Cancer
Your moods will rise and fall like the tides today. You'll swing wildly from one mood swing to another. So eat something that reflects this Jekyll and Hyde persona. Oreo cookies are a fun black and white snack that may actually cheer you up.
Leo
Today will be a good one to do special things for your family. But buying them gifts and treats may be a hollow expression of your love. So get into the kitchen and whip up something awesome. Nothing says love like chicken parmesan and garlic bread.
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Virgo
You'll feel anxious and restless today. A vigorous workout could chill you out. An hour or so in the gym may be all it takes. A post-workout lunch of a grilled salmon sandwich and a green salad will seal the deal.
Libra
A garage sale is always a great way to get rid of a lot of unused stuff. So set up the grill and make an afternoon of it. But you may find that people will be more willing to pay for your barbecued spare ribs that for the crap you have for sale.
Scorpio
It's a day for people to visit sacred places. You'll do the same, but it won't be to any church or temple. That will be your favorite restaurant where you'll thank God for the eggs Benedict and home fries for which you are about to receive.
Sagittarius
You'll want to be alone with your imagination today. That's where you can eat all the nachos, milk shakes, chocolate and garlic fries you want. Enjoy your stay because you'll eventually have to return to the real world of salads, yogurt and tofu.
Capricorn
Set up goals for your day and then set out to achieve them. Having a road map will help you zip through your chores, leaving the evening to relax. Make dinner as easy as possible, like popping a couple of chicken pot pies in the oven.
Aquarius
A relaxing drive alone will give you the privacy you crave today. You'll be able to think and put life in perspective. Stop at a country inn later on for dinner. It'll be nice to enjoy a savory lamb stew in a place where no one knows your name.
Pisces
Stay away from complicated home chores today. The kitchen will be your place of expertise today. You'll know exactly what you're doing when you put together a dinner of grilled lamb chops with mint jelly.
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