Your Daily FoodScope for April 17, 2024



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Aries

A hungry stomach cannot be tamed by a mere salad. A true hunger must be broken with something that will stick to your ribs. With that in mind, nothing less than oven-baked pork spareribs will do the trick tonight. Real problems call for real solutions, so get cookin'.

Taurus

There are just so many ways to celebrate the almond. There's almond biscotti, almond ice cream, Chinese almond and chicken stir-fry, almond-encrusted lamb, almond cookies -- the plethora of choices almost boggles the imagination!

Gemini

A little imagination will help you save money and resources today. Chicken broth is a key ingredient in sauces, soup and stir-fries -- it's great for cooking rice and couscous, and basting roasted chicken and turkey. But sometimes you only need a little. So freeze the leftovers in an ice cube tray so nothing goes to waste. Four cubes equal a half-cup.

Cancer

You won't have the patience or time for detail-oriented tasks today. So do your best to keep your day simple and uncluttered. Keep your lunch choices just as easy. A cup of navy bean soup and a ham and cheese sandwich will be as complicated as things should get today.

Leo

Friends will erupt in dramatic shows of emotions today. They'll whine and wail and rend their garments. But it's not your fault you had to cancel a dinner party planned for tonight. They'll have to go elsewhere for their honey glazed ham and sweet candied yams fix.

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Virgo

Show respect to people whose opinions differ from yours today. They may have their reasons for not eating meat or drinking only Fair Trade teas or coffees. You may have a few quirks of your own. So cut them some slack and they may not offer their assessment of your wacky no-carb diet.

Libra

Size will indeed matter today, so make a point to appreciate life's smaller delights. Things, such as a simple act of kindness, a beautiful sunrise, a tiny kitten or the delightful little capers that make your Italian pasta puttanesca so damn lively, will seem larger than life today!

Scorpio

Be on the lookout for amore today, as Cupid is still flitting about from yesterday. Should a love connection occur, a lively Tex-Mex restaurant is ideal for a first date. But don't to try to impress by putting too many habaneras chilies in your burrito. Making conversation will be hard when your pouring water into your mouth.

Sagittarius

Take in new foods sensations today, and you can open your horizons to a world of new culinary delights. Infused with this spirit, try something adventurous tonight. Osso buco pot roast will be easier to prepare than you think, and it's savory flavors will be like nothing you've ever experienced.

Capricorn

The best way to reach people is through their stomachs, so have friends and prospective mates over for dinner tonight. A healthy meal of shrimp pasta, salad and fresh fruit will require little effort and leave you plenty of time to dazzle one guest in particular with your vibrant personality.

Aquarius

You may be feeling down today, so go ahead and pamper yourself. Buying jewelry or electronics won't give you the satisfaction you need. So look for comfort in food instead. A surf and turf dinner will give you contentment, especially if the surf in question is a plump Maine lobster tail and the turf is a slab of porterhouse the size of a brick.

Pisces

Your physical transformation becomes more apparent each time you look in the mirror. Hurrah -- it looks as if all of that dieting and exercise is paying off! So stay the fitness course today. Follow your evening workout with a broiled citrus marinated chicken breast, brown rice and steamed asparagus, you sexy thing you!

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