Your Daily FoodScope for April 17, 2023
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Aries
Another lonely day may touch your deepest emotions. So cook something special for yourself to make you feel better. A meatloaf could comfort you, but kneading it in the shape of a heart could make you feel worse.
Taurus
Surprise your sweetheart today with a romantic breakfast in bed. An apple-brie cheese omelet will be a sexy way to start the day, and the passion could go straight through until evening.
Gemini
Express your feelings to your love with a romantic home-cooked meal. Kick off the evening's proceedings with champagne, oysters and caviar. But passions may quickly rise and that dinner you planned might have to wait until breakfast.
Cancer
This is the perfect time to pop the question. But don't even think of hiding the ring in food. It could get lost deep inside a seafood casserole, and rushing to the hospital for a stomach pump won't be the memory you were hoping for.
Leo
You'll wait for an invite to dinner, but that call just won't come. Soothe your damaged ego by going out to dinner. But looking at all the happy loving couples might put you of your burrito, and you'll drag your lonely ass home.
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Virgo
You'll be propelled by love to cook dinner. But don't get in over your head. Cooking something simple will guarantee success, and your sweetie will prefer your Cajun scallops with linguine over some snooty restaurant fare.
Libra
You and your sweetie get along like Venus and Mars. So celebrate your relationship with food. You two aren't the kind to get fancy, and hot open-faced roast beef sandwiches at the local diner will be just the way you like it.
Scorpio
Cooking dinner for a potentially new mate could be a good way to subtly state your intentions. But a dinner of oyster stew, chicken in wine sauce and grilled asparagus will either get you the desired results or a fist to the kisser.
Sagittarius
You may have no choice but to be alone on this night. But don't watch sappy movies while eating your TV dinner all by yourself. Your tears will make the Salisbury steak all mushy.
Capricorn
You might not feel like your shaky relationship warrants going to an expensive restaurant. So cook something unpretentious at home. Your love might get the picture when you serve a romantic dinner of ramen... sans the noodles.
Aquarius
You'll hope that a sexy breakfast will rekindle the flame of your tepid love life. But don't let what you serve belie your desperation. Your other half may get the idea when you serve oyster omelets... but don't expect reciprocation.
Pisces
You'll dream of diving to the bottom of the ocean to retrieve a pearl for your amore. But not finding any you'll settle for the oysters instead. Whether served in a stew or on the half-shell, their sexy effects will be better than any pearl.
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