Your Daily FoodScope for April 16, 2023



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Aries

Avoid starting new projects on this unluckiest of days. Leave them for tomorrow and spend the rest of your day at the movies. You can take in the latest overrated blockbuster, and satisfy your craving for Goobers and popcorn.

Taurus

Misery loves company so find a friend to work out with today. Exercising with a buddy is a great motivator as you can push each other to new heights. You can also keep each other from having sausage grinders as a post-workout meal.

Gemini

You're good at kicking off new work projects. But finishing them is another story. But you'll do much better in your after work hours. You'll have no problem polishing off a couple of beef pot pies for dinner and chocolate pudding for dessert.

Cancer

Much will be accomplished on this active day. The day will catch up to you so relax after work. A quiet dinner will be perfect and you can enjoy homemade baked manicotti in the relative peace of your own home.

Leo

An impressive restaurant will be irrelevant if you don't make a good personal impression on a first date. Your date may be turned off as you spill Cabernet down your shirt and spew grilled venison as you talk with your mouth full.

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Virgo

Buy something for your honey today to express your love. But forget jewelry or baubles and buy what you need or a romantic dinner instead. It could as simple as stir-fried garlic chicken, but it'll be the thought that counts.

Libra

Your appreciation of beauty goes beyond the realm of art or nature. For you a pile of crab on ice at the fish market will be stunning. The only thing better will be when you serve those babies piping hot with a side of drawn butter.

Scorpio

Giving in to other people's decisions will spare you from making your own. But the cost for such laziness could be steep, especially when you find yourself at a vegetarian restaurant and the 'faux' salmon tastes like an old shoe.

Sagittarius

Letting others make all the dinner decisions today could either be a blessing or a curse. They could decide on sushi and you'll dive right in. Or they could choose a restaurant where the waiter is named Bluebeard and all the seafood is deep-fried.

Capricorn

A night at the symphony could be a cultural good time. But expect to pay a pretty penny at the snooty restaurants near the concert hall. A cheaper idea would be to buy your own and you can listen to Vivaldi while eating burritos in your car.

Aquarius

Personal issues could rear their ugly heads today. But put off dealing with them until after work. Take yourself out to Chinese dinner first. The nine-course broiled fish special will take a long time to eat, so it may be a while until you go home.

Pisces

You may want to read a few passages from scripture before pulling dinner out of the oven tonight. But even God may not be able to help you when your roasted duck comes out looking like it's from hell and the orange sauce looks like lava.

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