Your Daily FoodScope for April 13, 2024



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Aries

You'll be quite the trailblazer today, seeking out new and exotic adventures. And when you return, you'll regale the less intrepid with tales of the great wonders you've encountered. They'll learn that Hawaiian cuisine is so much more than poi and roasted pig, and that lau lau chicken and beef loco moco are out of this world.

Taurus

Don't let the comments of your loopy coworkers bother you today. Perhaps 'fuddy-duddy' is their term of endearment. Show them just how out there you can be by lunching on Japanese simmered squid and satoimo. The residual fish breath will also guarantee they'll leave you alone for the rest of the day.

Gemini

It may seem like you're speaking a foreign language as you try to coach family members on adopting healthier eating habits. Sometimes there's just no helping people. So you may be forced to look on helplessly as they enjoy juicy mushroom burgers or thick tuna grinders. Keep telling yourself that the gnawing in your gut is pity, and not envy. Or hunger.

Cancer

You won't be in a giving mood today, and that will include ceding your opinions to others. So you may have to go it alone today, if only to avoid the inevitable tiresome arguments on where to go for lunch. Your choices always seem too radical to others anyway -- as if something is wrong with raw sea urchin.

Leo

Getting in a lunchtime gym workout will be invigorating way to take a midday break. You'll be hungry afterward, but don't think you can eat anything you want simply because you've exercised. A grilled salmon sandwich on a whole-grain wheat roll and a side salad will be a smart choice.

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Virgo

Doing something different today could inject your ordinary routine with some much-needed pizzazz. But signing up for bungee jumping lessons may be too much; you're the type of person who considers jaywalking an extreme sport. Replacing the mayo in your tuna sandwich with Dijon mustard is more your speed. Throw hot pepper flakes in there as well and you'll really be living large.

Libra

Getting along with coworkers will be easy today if you regard their space and consider their feelings. Buying and sharing a big bag of bagels and cream cheese will be a great way to do just that. Loudly slurping your Top Ramen noodles in the middle of the afternoon, however, will turn you into the office pariah.

Scorpio

Worrying about domestic problems may have your stomach in an uproar today. Peppermint has proven abilities to settle the tummy queasies, so drinking peppermint tea or sucking on peppermint candies should bring relief. But chewing peppermint gum will have the opposite effect. The act of chewing actually worsens the effects of nausea.

Sagittarius

Considering the wonderful bounty Mother Nature provides, why would you eat anything other than fresh foods? There's a reason prepackaged or mass produced foods can leave you feeling queasy. So make a big pot of fresh lentil soup and a green salad with lots of organic veggies for dinner tonight and show your Mother just how much you love her.

Capricorn

Look deep into a big pile of cheese-covered nachos today and you may see your future. It'll be one of stretch pants with elastic waistbands and two or three extra chins. But look into a Chinese chicken salad and an iced tea and you could see a lean, luscious new you. The choice is yours.

Aquarius

You may inspire people to make changes in their lives today. And it won't take much, either. Simply seeing you enjoying a nutritious grilled-chicken brown-rice bowl with steamed veggies will have people wanting to adopt your healthy ways.

Pisces

You may lack the focus you need to have a productive day. But what you have for lunch could restore your powers of cognitive thought. Go for something fishy, such as a tuna sub or a grilled salmon salad. All those Omega-3s will become your brain's new BFF.

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