Your Daily FoodScope for April 12, 2023
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Aries
The stress of the day may force you into impulsive indulgence. It'll feel good at the time, but after too many Snickers Bars, Mars Bars, and shots at the bar, you'll feel even worse.
Taurus
Give your peeps at work a shout-out by taking them to dinner tonight. But don't make it just any dinner. A Tex-Mex restaurant will be a rootin,' tootin' good time, and you can learn to line dance in between Cajun ribs and blackened redfish.
Gemini
You'll be frustrated today as no one will seem to take your decisions seriously. But you can prove them wrong at lunch. They'll be impressed when you order a prime rib dinner, and be less than impressed when you smother it in ketchup.
Cancer
With your flamboyant fashions and overbearing fragrances, people will feel like you're showing off today. But lunching on a fried chicken spread complete with gravy and biscuits will be too much, especially when you brag that you made it yourself.
Leo
You'll know in your heart today when something is right and true. It'll be hard to find but you'll recognize it when you see it. You'll know immediately that a cheesy crab casserole is made with real crab and not that fake crap.
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Virgo
Flexibility will keep you from completely losing it today when things don't work out. So don't freak if the T-bone you ordered doesn't come out as well done as you'd like. As long as it's not moving or mooing, you should be okay.
Libra
Not paying attention to details will be your Achilles Heel today. This will be true at work and afterward as well. You won't notice the chunks of habanero peppers in a bowl of Tex-Mex chili and the aftermath of your folly will be downright fiery.
Scorpio
In this tight economy you won't be surprised if your request for a raise is denied. But you may have to be cheap with dinner for while. That won't be so bad. It's been ages since you've had a Salisbury steak TV dinner with the chocolate pudding.
Sagittarius
You'd rather be in Siberia than in the office today. The weather may not suit your clothes, but the eating will be fine with lots of meat, fish and taiga seasonings. Once you've had three-beef pelmeni dumplings, you'll be glad to be sentenced there.
Capricorn
Work problems will escalate until they explode today. You'll be lucky to escape without having your eyebrows singed, so make dinner something cool and refreshing. A crab and shrimp salad will be like a blast from air conditioner on a hot day.
Aquarius
Unexpected changes in your romantic relationship may be unsettling. Life goes on, but you can help nudge it along by feasting on something comforting like Shepherd's pie. It'll give you a semblance of solace in this topsy-turvy world.
Pisces
Co-workers will drag their dramas into the office today. You won't have time for them, so keep to yourself. But they'll catch up to you at the most inopportune time, and their whining will put you right off your turkey club.
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