Your Daily FoodScope for April 10, 2023
Do you often find yourself wondering what food to cook, how to cook it, and even that dreaded question—how much of it? It’s a daily struggle for all of us, but need not be with our food horoscope. Satisfaction is only a click away!
Aries
The kids may roust you from your slumber today. But don't get aggravated; they just want to spend quality time with you. They also know that if they treat you nice you'll make the blueberry pancakes and sausage links they love so much.
Taurus
Try not to lord authority over your family today. This could work against you when you find yourself alone with all the chores. But they'll help if you're nice to them and they may even make your favorite tuna melt on toasted rye for lunch.
Gemini
Put your home decorating ideas into action today. They'll be right out of 'Better Homes and Gardens' magazine. Too bad your hastily prepared meatloaf dinner won't turn out as well, although it could be featured in 'Inedible Crap' magazine.
Cancer
It'll be okay to splurge today if you can afford it. But save a little extra for something special. A box of Belgian chocolates will be a nice treat to yourself, especially if you buy a bag of Colombian to go along with it. Coffee, that is.
Leo
You'll sit on the pinnacle of personal success today. You're not one to gloat... oh, yes you are! So go ahead and crow to everyone about the New England clam chowder you've finally perfected. Take little cups along in case they want you to prove it.
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Virgo
You're family's overbearing demands may get the best of you today. It may be best to go to your quiet place to relax and regroup. But don't make them the cheeseburgers and fries they want for dinner. It'll be soup and salad or nothing!
Libra
Let people look elsewhere for answers today. Too much imbibing will render you incapable of coherent thought. There'll be one answer for what ails you: drinking sauerkraut juice. It works! If you can keep that down, anything's possible.
Scorpio
You'll feel strong and powerful today. This may be too intense for some to deal with, but it'll work for others. So flex your power by going out with your fans out for a porterhouse steak dinner. Show even more dominance by making them pay for it.
Sagittarius
Your cheerful good humor will be fun to be around today. And for some reason it'll put you in the mood for ice cream. That little truck never comes around anymore, so you'll have to go elsewhere for your hot fudge sundae and ice cream cone fix.
Capricorn
Today won't roll easy as everything will seem to go wrong. But push on and you'll be rewarded for your perseverance at the end of the day. That's when you'll sit down to a perfect plate of barbecued spare ribs that'll look like it came from a T-Rex.
Aquarius
Power struggles among family members will be settled though compromise. This way everyone will get what they want. You'll wisely divvy up the toppings on the pizzas you'll order for dinner, but firmly put the kibosh on any requests for anchovies.
Pisces
You'll have too much on your plate today. So only take care of the important chores, with shopping for groceries being the most important. This way you can make the grilled Italian sausage sandwiches that will help you recover from this hectic day.
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