Your Daily FoodScope for April 09, 2023
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Aries
You'll have an overwhelming urge to weep at the end of this intense day. Wait until you get home to do that, though. That way you can soothe your shattered nerves with Sloppy Joe sandwiches and pork and beans. Now that's a happy meal!
Taurus
Show appreciation to the person you've known the longest. Your mom will be thrilled for a dinner invitation, so make it special. Your stir-fried chicken with bok choy in garlic sauce will be a pleasant surprise -- she may even ask for the recipe!
Gemini
A muddy mind will compromise clarity of thought today, a direct result of your 'carb-free' diet. Contrary to belief, carbohydrates don't make you fat, and are essential for proper brain function. Whole-wheat pasta, rice and breads are the best choices.
Cancer
With your irritable and snappy moods you'll be crab squared today. So it may be in everyone's best interest for you to do something soothing. A nice hot bowl of oyster stew could do the trick. Toss in some goldfish crackers for even more fun!
Leo
Your finely tuned sense of control could take a hit today. So beware of co-workers who bring bagels and cream cheese into work. You won't be able to resist noshing on five or six garlic bagels with green onion schmear, no matter how hard you try.
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Virgo
It may be too late to back out of this week's family dinner. So bring along something that's actually edible. In this case that could be vegemite or mutton; anything's better than your sister's tuna casserole 'surprise.'
Libra
Being flexible could keep you from coming undone today. So don't get upset at dinner when you'll find a few too many capers in your pasta puttanesca. Those little taste bombs will be the least of your worries. Wait until you see all the anchovies.
Scorpio
You may not have the brainpower needed to engage in deep conversation today. But a dinner of fish chowder and broiled flounder could get you there. All those Omega-3s could make that Einstein fellow look like a dunce.
Sagittarius
Listening to your moods will be the way to go today. But lend a deaf ear if they tell you to gorge on cakes, cookies and candy bars. That'll be your evil twin speaking, the one that will later be calling you a big, fat slob.
Capricorn
You'll be the voice of calm today as co-workers succumb to the stress of the day. Your secret: quietly chanting your mantra as you sip on cup after cup of organic green tea. Works every time, even if you have to go to the bathroom every five minutes.
Aquarius
Don't let the sour moods of co-workers ruin your bright, sunshiny day. Do what you can to bring them into your world. Sharing homemade cookies and apple bread will bring some of them around. Ignore the others who tell where you can shove your food.
Pisces
You have your mom to thank for many things: your complexion, your hips and your amazing abilities in the kitchen. She won't mind if you prepare her famous pot roast with garlic and thyme recipe. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.
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