Your Daily FoodScope for April 08, 2023



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Aries

A little white lie could erupt into a battle royal today. Your mom may not appreciate it when she learns that you've claimed her Beef Wellington recipe as your own. A cook-off could ensue, and then she'll kick your butt in more ways than one.

Taurus

You'll go through the day feeling happy and content. A healthy breakfast probably supplied you with such positive vibes. A bowl of oatmeal will do that for you, especially if you toss in blueberries, cinnamon and honey.

Gemini

Family members will whine if they don't get what they want tonight. So you may have to cave in. Taking them all to a Mexican restaurant may cost a pretty penny, but stuffing their face with enchiladas and burritos could shut them up for a while.

Cancer

New romance is often like a bud waiting to bloom. It could grow into basil, arugula or thyme, adding flavor and spice to a relationship. Or it could grow into a cactus, all thorny, tasteless and difficult to handle.

Leo

You'll be unusually sensitive today. Could a busted romance be the cause? Get through the day as best you can. You can nurse your broken ego at home tonight. A couple of beef pot pies and chicken soup could help with that, but not by much.

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Virgo

Boisterous people will energize you today. So dinner at an Irish pub could be just the place for you. The shepherd's pie and corned beef will be authentic, and the many rounds of Irish stout will have you weeping shamelessly while singing 'Danny Boy.'

Libra

Sometimes it's the smaller things in life that can trip you up. A grilled chicken salad may seem healthy until you notice the hundreds of tiny bacon bits living there. It'll be impossible to pick them all out, and burying them under dressing won't help.

Scorpio

Be sure to take plenty of Kleenex to the movies today. But it won't be the romantic tearjerker that will bring tears to your eyes. Those will be caused by the guilt of polishing off an entire tub of popcorn and something that's supposed to be butter.

Sagittarius

You won't feel like you're on the same wavelength as anybody today. So keep to yourself to keep from feeling like a total freak. But having a vegemite sandwich for lunch won't go far in helping you to establish normalcy.

Capricorn

Deal with issues immediately today. Chief among them may be your expanding waistline. Exercise and diet will help with that, provided the exercise isn't running down the hall and the diet's not Snickers bars from the vending machine.

Aquarius

You may want to exercise tonight after sitting on your butt all day. Breaking a sweat will make you feel healthy and vibrant. A post workout meal of grilled salmon fillets with a sweet mango sauce will double your feeling of well being.

Pisces

You love being in love but you seem to be terminally single these days. You do what you can to impress, right down to the homemade tuna tartar and swordfish steak dinners. Perhaps it's the poetry readings between courses that are tripping you up.

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