Your Daily FoodScope for April 05, 2023



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Aries

You'll need to get forceful with co-workers if things are to get done today. But whipping them with a wet noodle may be more effective than a sledgehammer attack. Nicely coercing them bagels and danishes may be even more successful.

Taurus

You'll be feeling good as you start another workweek. But these positive vibes could melt away quickly as the day wears on. Healthy snacking could help you stay chipper. A cheerful banana and a cup of blueberry yogurt could deflect the stress.

Gemini

Positive thinking will have you jumping over obstacles today. But negativity will try to trip you up. Eating a healthy lunch could put you on an even keel. There's nothing better than warm bowl of chicken noodle soup to keep that smile on your face.

Cancer

Keep domestic problems out of work today because coworkers won't be interested. But you'll still try to hoist your drama on them at lunch. You won't get much sympathy, so crying all over your homemade pastrami on rye will do little good.

Leo

Today will be one of black and white, with nothing in between. Such rigidness will leave little room for improvisation at work. So brighten your world at dinner with a cheerful salad whose many ingredients will feature all the colors under the sun.

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Virgo

Your rigid philosophies often keep from truly enjoying life. So throw them out the window if only for a day. You'll find that a cheesy meatball grinder will be quite tasty, and won't instantly turn you into the Goodyear blimp.

Libra

The many birthday celebrations at work will make it easy to overindulge today. But staying disciplined will be key to keep from going hog-wild. It's okay to have one slice of cake, but save room for the salmon rice bowl you brought with you.

Scorpio

Co-workers may challenge your authority today, a rebellion you'll quash quite handily. But invite them to lunch to show there are no hard feelings. Order the steak and lobster dinner and make them pay. Then they'll know who's really in charge.

Sagittarius

Angry co-workers will work your last nerve today. Fortunately you'll know exactly how to placate them. Serving chips and salsa will calm their moods until lunch when you'll lay your homemade chili con carne on them. And peace will reign once again.

Capricorn

Take some time in the midst of your busy day to relax. A few orange slices and a couple slivers of dark chocolate will sooth your nerves. If that doesn't work go for a brisk afternoon walk and keep right on walking.

Aquarius

Listen with attention as older relatives impart tales of days gone by. You could discover why your grandma's fried chicken and dumplings are so much better than yours. The reason: the love. That's right, the love.

Pisces

You may not instinctively know that something is bad for you today. So you'll have cups of yogurt and a strawberry smoothie vainly thinking you're eating healthy. But with the sugar inherent in both you may as well be eating candy.

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