Your Daily FoodScope for April 01, 2023
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Aries
Use your positive energy to help others today. Of course, you want something in return, specifically a steak and lobster dinner and an expensive bottle of cabernet. You could get very, very negative if your demands aren't met.
Taurus
Friends will be compassionate to your plight today. But they still won't buy you a coconut cream pie with whipped cream, not matter how hungry you are. They do it because they love and because they don't want to see you put on any more weight.
Gemini
Things will be blurry today, and you don't even wear glasses! You skipped breakfast, so have a big lunch. Hot roast beef with mashers, gravy and broccoli might seem like dinner fare, but you'll need it for lunch if you want to see 20/20 again.
Cancer
Getting involved with details today will only cause you more work. This will be true later at home when you'll want things to be simple. So dinner should be a can of alphabet soup and a turkey breast sandwich on wheat. Oh, the simplicity of it all!
Leo
Doing your research today may reveal awful truths. You'll find that your once trusted granola is actually the devil in disguise. Its high in calories and one cup contain 33 grams of fat! Granola bars are even worse. Go with the healthier muesli instead.
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Virgo
Not much will get done on this mellow day. But avoid chatting with co-workers around the vending machines. You may mindlessly pump coins into them and you'll eat a Mars Bar, two bags of Doritos and a pack of Juicy Fruit before you know it.
Libra
Your routine may be rudely disrupted today. What? No one ordered pizzas? But going out for lunch could be liberating. You'll find a big, bold world of hoagies, rice bowls and Chinese food. So many choices, so little time!
Scorpio
Sometimes you don't get art. You just scratch your head at a lot of what others find enthralling. But food is something you appreciate, and to you a bowl of seafood chowder and Dungeness crab cakes are true works of art.
Sagittarius
Keep a track of your stuff today because it'll be easy to lose them. But the one thing you won't be able to hold on to will be your sanity, especially after having a plate of Southern-style chicken and dumplings placed in front of you. Go crazy, baby!
Capricorn
A smorgasbord is a nice way to eat a lot of really good food and to socialize with strangers. You can't help but connect with people in a communal environment. Who knows, somewhere between the Swedish meatballs and the fried chicken love could bloom.
Aquarius
Put yourself first today. This may seem selfish to other people, but don't care about that. So go ahead and be the first in line as the Italian restaurant opens. You'll want to get that first plate of lobster-stuffed ravioli before everyone else.
Pisces
Treat yourself to something special today. It could be a massage or haircut or buying new clothes. Toss dinner at a four-star steak house into that mix. A thick, juicy porterhouse steak with the works will be the perfect capper to a perfect day.
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