Your Daily DogScope for September 19, 2021
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
You could exercise until you instantaneously combust or drop from exhaustion, whichever comes first. You don't need other dogs as competition. Even if you're home alone, there are plenty of ways to exercise.
Taurus
You always look to your owner for the last word, but where do you go for arbitration when they're not around? It's just you and the cat today, or even worse, you and the mail. Duke it out.
Gemini
You can bark at the sunlight, bark at the dust motes, and, of course, bark at the mail. But being this opinionated is just no fun without an audience. You're better off keeping mum.
Cancer
Choosing what to chew on can be exhausting. One gives you the most immediate bang for the buck, while the other ensures a smooth homecoming. Should you go for the present or remember the future? A touchy choice any way you look at it.
Leo
It takes all the willpower you can muster to wait patiently for your owner's return. If you need some incentive, conjure up their warmth and radiance -- or then again, imagine their wrath -- then choose to be a good dog.
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Virgo
You can play the underdog just as easily as you can play the alpha. In fact, you can go one step further and enjoy both equally. You have that kind of flexibility today, so make the most of it.
Libra
You're in with the alpha today. In fact, you're just about inseparable. Make sure all your friends and enemies see you together, so you can get the most spin from your day.
Scorpio
Egos aren't inflated at the dog park for a change. Everything else is in the right proportion, too. Enjoy a good time with not much stress. Tomorrow, it goes without saying, is a new day.
Sagittarius
Your mind doesn't have to be on faraway places to lift your spirits. Just imagining you're in the passenger seat next to your owner is enough to kill at least part of your day. Come up with creative ways to take care of the rest.
Capricorn
Some are too demanding for their own good. Just how you deal with them can make or break your day, so don't go overboard. Coming down too hard on another dog for glancing at your chow is just not appropriate.
Aquarius
Fixed ideas are bogging you down. Remind yourself, nothing is written in stone except your feelings for your owners; they will never change. All other relationships are subject to compromise.
Pisces
Your owner may not like it if you get caught up in one drama after another, but it beats letting your mind wander. If they expect you to come up with ways to pass the day, they should accept whatever you come up with. Bark away.
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