Your Daily DogScope for September 10, 2023
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
You are feeling completely selfish for a change, and you won't be deterred. Don't beg until you get what you want, be it table scraps, a walk or some affection. Your human's moods are irrelevant for a change.
Taurus
You're starting to get the hang of the lazy lifestyle. Don't overdo it just because your owner does. If they don't want to do something healthy, then find someone else to do it with you. There are plenty of dogs just waiting for a romp.
Gemini
One moment your human is all action, the next they're too lost in thought for a walk. That kind of duality would be confusing to any dog. It's up to you to demand consistency, for the good of both of you.
Cancer
You can't expect life in the doghouse to be pure bliss day after day. There are bound to be some bumps along the way, and today is your day to experience a few of them. Keep your eyes open for others.
Leo
You're not exactly a clothes horse but you do like to pair things just so. You and your human are a good combination today, no matter what either of you is wearing. Enjoy the attention.
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Virgo
What are a few minor setbacks between friends? Just a few drops of rain on an otherwise sunny day. Your relationship with your human is deep and meaningful enough to withstand even a big splash. Relax.
Libra
Praise from your human just isn't enough today. You need attention from others, too. Don't go to outlandish lengths to get it, though. Just being yourself should do the trick.
Scorpio
The ability to think is elusive today. Luckily for you, you have nothing pressing to think about anyway. Give in and let your thoughts simply drift by.
Sagittarius
You're tempted to hit the road, but have you thought out all aspects of your decision? You're too beloved by your friends to be gone forever. If you're not sure you can leave enough breadcrumbs to make it back, then stay in the doghouse.
Capricorn
It's time to give up and start a new project. Whether it's remembering where you buried an old bone or winning over a neighbor's heart, you've put enough of energy into the one you're working on. Dig up a new challenge.
Aquarius
You'll experience something new. It might not be as extreme as a new culture, but as perceptive as you are, even something minor will rock your doghouse. Keep your eyes on your humans for telltale clues.
Pisces
Your confidence is high and the timing has never been better. Yes, it's time to start settling the score. Strutting into the dog park might be all it takes to win back your status, but don't hesitate to raise your fur if you have to.
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