Your Daily DogScope for September 09, 2022
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
Your owner is preoccupied with finances, but you still need your walk. Try to find an opportune time to remind them so they don't have to erase all of their hard work.
Taurus
It's a push-me-pull-you kind of walk, but it's all your own fault. One minute you're rushing ahead, the next your owner can't make you budge. Your speedometer is out of whack.
Gemini
You have plenty of acquaintances, so what's keeping you from forming your own pack? You might not make the best alpha, but you could certainly pick the best one out.
Cancer
Try to keep it in, especially when you're walking past a certain fence. Other dogs are as suspicious as you are, and barking will set off a nasty chain reaction. So think hard before you open your mouth.
Leo
When something needs to be done, other dogs look not just to the alpha, but to each other. That kind of lateral thinking couldn't hurt. Give it a try: Ask other top dogs for advice.
What do the planets say about your love life? Receive cosmic advice with your Daily Love Horoscope.
Virgo
You're not compatible with all dogs, and that's nothing to be ashamed of. Don't waste time soul searching. Simply stick with those who share your philosophies, and ignore those who don't.
Libra
The food, the setting, the wine -- it's a magnetic scene. You may or may not get tidbits tossed your way without prodding, but play it safe and do some serious begging.
Scorpio
Some dogs are constantly jockeying for position. You're not worried about losing power, so that doesn't bother you. You're up for those kinds of challenges, and you'll get them.
Sagittarius
All the small details add up to a bigger picture. The walk is excellent because the collar is the right fit, the leash is the right length, and the other end is controlled with a light touch.
Capricorn
Relax? Who has time to relax? If you're not playing fetch, you're walking in the woods. And if your humans can't keep up with you, then you have no choice but to go it alone.
Aquarius
If you think the stories told among your humans' long-time friends are strange, wait until you hear the ones the old relatives tell. You'll get an earful soon enough and see your owner in a new light.
Pisces
You know what happens when the table is set and the poetry comes out. Yep, it's time for a good dinner. Your humans won't be easily distracted, though, so you'll have to do more than wait patiently.
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