Your Daily DogScope for September 01, 2022
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
Owners are wonderful, but you have your doggy career to think of. One more treat and you'll break the record. So the 'No Begging Rule' will have to be set aside for the day, while you use your humans to your advantage.
Taurus
You have a deep understanding of the inner workings of your human. Go ahead and use that knowledge to your advantage. If begging isn't the right approach, try being obedient.
Gemini
It's confusing, but your buddy is now alpha and you have to bow down just like any other dog. Just how your friend turned into an authority is not clear, but it's time to accept their new station.
Cancer
It may seem extreme, but you have your responsibilities to think of. If your aggressive barking seems harsh to someone on the other side of the door, well, they'll certainly be treated differently once they come through the threshold.
Leo
Don't be so humble. You have a lot to be proud of, so go ahead and roar. Other dogs might be shocked and amazed, but your enthusiasm won't be confused with arrogance.
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Virgo
If you're trying to decide whether to be a good dog or to go for what you want, then weigh your options carefully. It might be hard, but pleasing the human you love is worth its weight in rawhide.
Libra
Things at home are a bit out of whack, but that's okay for the day, because you'll spend it in the car anyway. Don't waste time worrying about the dog house behind you; simply watch the scenery fly past.
Scorpio
It takes self-control you just don't have. That's right, responding with a bark seems to happen on its own. Don't bother emulating other dogs who are more shrewd about making their feelings known.
Sagittarius
You have so many options it's hard to choose. Howling holds appeal, so does vigorous digging. But don't overlook the best option of all: making a good lunch out of material at hand.
Capricorn
You did it! You managed an uneventful, hassle-free walk. Now that you've accomplished that trick, think of ways to impress your owner further. The biscuits will be flowing.
Aquarius
Other dogs are not much fun today. With their heads down and abject expressions on their face, it's all you can do to keep from pulling them down the street. Give them a break. They're just plain tired.
Pisces
Sometimes going solo just doesn't cut it. If you want to put on the perfect opera, your packmates can be of assistance. So don't throw your head back alone.
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