Your Daily DogScope for October 31, 2022
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
The perfect dog, who never barks or gets in the trash, is out there somewhere. In your owner's fantasies, that is. Do what you have to do to avoid people today until you can resume being a dream dog.
Taurus
All your gear is made to please the common dog, but you don't count yourself among them. Demand the finest, and that means stuff that fits, not rhinestones.
Gemini
Claiming innocence won't save you. If it was in the bowl that says 'Meow', how could it have been a misunderstanding? Your owner probably isn't going to fall for that one, and the cat definitely won't.
Cancer
You've got plenty of vigor and enthusiasm; now find a good way to spend it. Even the best energy can turn destructive if you can't find a way to burn it off.
Leo
Don't flip your lid. Someone has to remain calm, and it's on you to do it. A better dog couldn't be picked for the job, so serenely stretch your regal muscles.
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Virgo
Who are you to judge others? You would walk considerably slower if you had only two legs. So give your human some credit for the pace they're able to handle.
Libra
Just when you've gotten used to the whining, sighing and mail-biting routine, things are turned on their heads. No nipping allowed as you watch first one person then another come through the door.
Scorpio
Why must you seek out mysteries? No basket is comfy enough to keep you in it today, as you use your hidden talents to get to the truth.
Sagittarius
Your humans are sawing logs. It will take more than a nudge, but you're the alarm clock today. The days of having trouble getting their feet off the ground are long over.
Capricorn
Some days wolfing down as much as you can get is the only way to go, but not today. Letting others eat their fill is filling you -- with an odd new feeling. It's called altruism.
Aquarius
If you think it makes sense to put your wants and needs in front of you owners, you'd better reevaluate. Human matters trump yours for a change today.
Pisces
You'll be yanked out of your lethargy. So what's the source of your high energy? Why, the dreaded bath. It transforms in more ways than one.
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